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Post by SVIERO STELTH on Oct 9, 2012 21:59:22 GMT -5
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GT: A1R!GHT, !'M PRETTY T!RED OF TH!S BU11SH!T.
GT: WHY DON'T YOU JUST QU!T WH!1E YOU'RE AHEAD AND NO ONE W!11 HAVE TO GET HURT?
GT: ! KNOW YOU P1AYED THAT PRANK ON MY H!VE, DAMM!T.
GT: JUST TURN YOURSE1F !N NOW AND THERE W!11 BE FEWER COMP1!CAT!ONS 1ATER.
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Post by TORY WOLFFE on Oct 9, 2012 22:04:38 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color:teal; text-align: left;]misguidedPreserver [MP] replied gracefulThespian [GT] at --:--
MP: um...
MP: ...hmmm..
MP: i'm sorry..but..uh, who are you..?
MP: and i don't think i've played any pranks on anyone..
MP: at least
MP: as far as I remember.. ><
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Post by SVIERO STELTH on Oct 9, 2012 22:10:18 GMT -5
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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #eeeecc; border: 1px dashed #a17549; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #000056; text-align: left;]GT: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHO ARE YOU"?
GT: WHO DO YOU TH!NK TH!S !S, THE BUCKETFA!RY?
GT: WHO THE FUCK EVEN BE1!EVES !N THAT SH!T ANYMORE.
GT: JUST CONFESS, AND !'11 MAKE YOUR PUN!SHMENT 1ESS SEVERE.
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Post by TORY WOLFFE on Oct 9, 2012 22:13:12 GMT -5
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MP: i'm fairly certain that you are not in any sense the bucket fairy..
MP: if there's even such a thing
MP: but i'm pretty sure...
MP: you might have gotten me confused with someone else.. ;;
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Post by SVIERO STELTH on Oct 9, 2012 22:17:19 GMT -5
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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #eeeecc; border: 1px dashed #a17549; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #000056; text-align: left;]GT: What do you mean?
GT: Wa!t....
GT: So you're not?...
GT: How the fuck d!d ! get the hand1es m!xed up.
GT: We11, no matter.
GT: You're not the person !'m 1ook!ng for.
GT: We11, !f th!s !sn't the!r hand1e, then what d!d they change !t to?
GT: Damm!t. More grub chases.
GT: Oh we11, have a n!ce day.
GT: Or, whatever you humans, that's me assum!ng that's what you are, correct? Yeah, have whatever the equ!va1ent to a n!ce day !s.
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Post by TORY WOLFFE on Oct 9, 2012 22:20:43 GMT -5
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MP: hey wait...
MP: you're one of those other aliens!
MP: you're one of the..uh, twelve others right?
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Post by SVIERO STELTH on Oct 9, 2012 22:24:48 GMT -5
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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #eeeecc; border: 1px dashed #a17549; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #000056; text-align: left;]GT: ! f!nd a1!en to be a stereotyp!ca1 phrase.
GT: A better term wou1d be fore!gner, or out1ander.
GT: Or you cou1d just ca11 me by my spec!es' name, of course.
GT: Wh!ch, by the way, for someth!ng to add to your extraneous human know1edge books, wou1d be a tro11.
GT: Congratu1at!ons, you 1earned someth!ng actua11y usefu1 to you for the future.
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Post by TORY WOLFFE on Oct 9, 2012 22:29:10 GMT -5
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MP: oh yeah, that's it
MP: you're called trolls..!
MP: um, so, is it true that you guys..uh
MP: have different blood colours?
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Post by SVIERO STELTH on Oct 9, 2012 22:31:16 GMT -5
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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #eeeecc; border: 1px dashed #a17549; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #000056; text-align: left;]GT: We11, we11.
GT: Somebody's been do!ng the!r homework.
GT: You're not 1!ke the other humans, a11 !gnorant and se1f!sh.
GT: Yeah, we have d!fferent co1ors.
GT: But, !n a11 honesty, ! hate the system.
GT: But... !f you rea11y want to know...
GT: !'m what they ca11 a b1ue b1ood.
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Post by TORY WOLFFE on Oct 9, 2012 22:36:44 GMT -5
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MP: hmm..
MP: that's uh...pretty cool
MP: having different blood colours and all..
MP: um...
MP: what kind of system is it?
MP: do you guys have..a..uh, government kind of thing too?
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Post by SVIERO STELTH on Oct 9, 2012 22:40:44 GMT -5
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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #eeeecc; border: 1px dashed #a17549; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #000056; text-align: left;]GT: What ! want to know !s where you're gett!ng a11 your !nformat!on from.
GT: But, yeah. ! guess.
GT: As ! sa!d before, !t's stup!d. Fuck!ng r!d!cu1ous !f you ask me.
GT: HO1Y HE11 ! JUST FUCK!NG
GT: No, no, !'m not f1!pp!ng the fuck out r!ght now.
GT: Fuck, th!s top!c !s gett!ng me mad.
GT: !'m just chang!ng !t now.
GT: What about you humans?
GT: 1!ke, what do you do? What's the po!nt of your 1!ves?
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Post by TORY WOLFFE on Oct 10, 2012 10:32:13 GMT -5
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MP: uh...
MP: quite a few of my friends have already been, um...trolled by you guys
MP: word spread around i suppose..?
MP: and uh..
MP: i'm not sure how to answer the question ;;;
MP: it's not like we all do the same thing or anything ;;;;
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Post by SVIERO STELTH on Oct 10, 2012 17:21:44 GMT -5
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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #eeeecc; border: 1px dashed #a17549; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #000056; text-align: left;]GT: So humans don't have d!fferent b1ood co1ors then?
GT: You're a11 the same?
GT: How do you p!ck a ru1er then?
GT: !f you a11 have the same b1ood.
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Post by TORY WOLFFE on Oct 11, 2012 5:34:16 GMT -5
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MP: well...uh, no
MP: our blood colours are all the same
MP: red : /
MP: and we all have different ways of picking a ruler
MP: depends on where you're from
MP: where i live, we..uh...just vote for the person we want as a new ruler
MP: and whoever gets the most vote...gets to be the new ruler..?
MP: we call them president here though ><;;
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Post by SVIERO STELTH on Oct 11, 2012 20:14:38 GMT -5
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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #eeeecc; border: 1px dashed #a17549; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #000056; text-align: left;]GT: Why wou1d humans do that?
GT: That's stup!d.
GT: How wou1d you even know !f they wou1d be a good 1eader?
GT: Humans are so fuck!ng we!rd.
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