|
|
Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 13, 2012 13:12:30 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;] -- kitschyNeonate [KN] began pestering decidedAdversary[DA] -- KN: DA! KN: So, as I was doing my daily, meaningless surfing through the internet, I stumbled upon something that made me think of you. KN: i.imgur.com/vCm5f.gifKN: I bet you're just squeeling like a newborn pig right now, aren't you? But there's no need to thank me. KN: This was just a little something to let you know how much I care! |
|
|
|
Post by wray on Aug 13, 2012 13:41:07 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #000000; border: 1px dashed #993388; font-size: 11px; font-family: arial; color: #993388; text-align: left;]DA: Yeah thanks
DA: Thats pretty much
DA: Every time i clean my house actually
DA: Assuming bro hasnt already bombed everything to cleanliness
DA: Which is to say
DA: Destroyed everything
DA: But i digress
DA: How are you
DA: How is the middle of nowhere
|
|
|
|
Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 15, 2012 23:02:21 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Wow, your "Bro" sounds like a real blast.
KN: And I mean that in the most sarcastic way possible, not as a pun.
KN: Puns are horribly distasteful. I don't understand how people think they're clever at all.
KN: If you're going to try to be witty or funny, at least spend that time thinking to come up with some decent punchlines, not just some idiotic wordplay that only a first grader who can barely spell the word "BUG" would find even remotely amusing.
KN: *frown*
KN: ...oh. Look at that. I went off to. Silly me!
KN: As for the middle of nowhere, it's the same as always.
KN: Auntie still makes it interesting though.
KN: I had to solve a 12x12 Sudoku puzzle before I could open the fridge to get milk for my cereal this morning.
|
|
|
|
Post by wray on Aug 16, 2012 18:48:23 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #000000; border: 1px dashed #993388; font-size: 11px; font-family: arial; color: #993388; text-align: left;]DA: Oh jeez that sounds
DA: Sort of frustrating honestly
DA: How long did that even take to solve?
DA: And i dont know puns are okay every once in a while
DA: Just as long as they arent in every sentence
DA: Its sort of like salt
DA: Its nice as long as you dont use too much
DA: Or accidentally put it in cookies
|
|
|
|
Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 20, 2012 1:02:34 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: It's not really that bad.
KN: Honestly. I've gotten used to the whole "You must solve this puzzle to be able to preform basic actions that are essential to your biological functioning!" sort of thing.
KN: At least the lock wasn't on the bathroom this time.
KN: And besides that, it keeps my brain in prime working condition!
KN: A puzzle like that used to take me an hour. Now it only takes about thirty minutes.
KN: Impressive right? I know.
KN: Also, I don't care what fancy little metaphors you use. I still don't like puns.
KN: They suck comedic wanna-be ass.
|
|
|
|
Post by wray on Aug 20, 2012 9:15:00 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #000000; border: 1px dashed #993388; font-size: 11px; font-family: arial; color: #993388; text-align: left;]DA: Haha well thats good at least
DA: Like if you had to solve puzzles to save your life for some reason itd be no problem
DA: Dont know why youd have to do that though
DA: Unless you got sucked into a videogame or something
DA: Which is not something that happens
DA: Sadly
|
|
|
|
Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 20, 2012 13:58:07 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Well, that's already basically what I do now.
KN: Not to mention all the annoying traps that are lying around, just waiting to catch me when I'm off-guard.
KN: I'm pretty much already living in some sort of video game.
KN: But speaking of games!
KN: Know of anything interesting coming out? I'm getting bored of blowing up twelve year olds in these online shooter games.
|
|
|
|
Post by wray on Aug 20, 2012 14:04:44 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #000000; border: 1px dashed #993388; font-size: 11px; font-family: arial; color: #993388; text-align: left;]DA: I heard about this game called Sburb
DA: Dont actually know a whole lot about it though
DA: Even though i already preordered it
DA: Gee that actually sounds kind of bad
DA: I should look into things more before i order them
DA: There actually arent that many games coming out right now though so i settle for whatever
DA: I keep hoping some older games get remade or something but nope
DA: Donkey Kong 64 was the shit
DA: Id totally buy that if they ever remade it
|
|
|
|
Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 21, 2012 21:19:27 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Sburb?
KN: Oh man, that sounds so lame, kitcat!
KN: Sounds like some rip-off of the Sims or something.
KN: And I hated the Sims. It's seriously one of the most boring games ever created.
KN: Unless of course you use cheats to get millions of dollars. Or kill everyone by setting them on fire while they're baking pancakes in their underwear.
KN: And Donkey Kong was alright, I still prefer Banjo Kazooie.
|
|
|
|
Post by wray on Aug 23, 2012 20:22:04 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #000000; border: 1px dashed #993388; font-size: 11px; font-family: arial; color: #993388; text-align: left;]DA: Ill play anything as long as it has some sort of goal
DA: Sandbox games get pretty boring really fast
DA: Hopefully this sburb thing isn't too bad
DA: Hey maybe you should order it too so i have someone to play with at least
DA: Since multiplayer games arent any fun alone
DA: Most older games are really good
DA: Not that i have anything against new games either
DA: As long as they arent like horribly broken or anything
|
|
|
|
Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 24, 2012 15:18:37 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Well...alright. What the hell?
KN: I'll order it.
KN: It's not like there's anything else coming out to waste my money on anyways.
KN: And even if it sucks, at least we can get some enjoyment out of it by making fun of it.~
|
|
|
|
Post by wray on Aug 24, 2012 15:20:33 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #000000; border: 1px dashed #993388; font-size: 11px; font-family: arial; color: #993388; text-align: left;]DA: Exactly!
DA: Bad games are actually really fun as long as you have other people to share the stupidity with
DA: I wonder when its going to get here anyway?
DA: Now im actually sort of excited
|
|
|
|
Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 27, 2012 10:13:30 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Ha! Don't get too excited now.
KN: If it sucks, it sucks. It'll be fun for a while before it just ends up getting tossed in the corner of your closet.
KN: But I have no idea...there really is no information on this game.
KN: Oh!
KN: It's gotten awful reviews though...
KN: Looks like we're going to be laughing our asses off soon!
|
|
|
|
Post by wray on Aug 27, 2012 13:15:09 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #000000; border: 1px dashed #993388; font-size: 11px; font-family: arial; color: #993388; text-align: left;]DA: Haha yeah
DA: Bad reviews mean itll be pretty awesome in a terrible way
DA: aaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
DA: Suddenly cats on my keyboard
|
|
|
|
Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 29, 2012 10:04:06 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Those furballs really are attracted to you, huh?
KN: How many did you say you had again?
|
|
