Hate at First Sight (Belial)

[paranormal]

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DL: You there, insignificant troll! I have summoned you from the depths of the furthest realm to construct a universe-however, you have failed in this task, have you not?
DL: The wrath of a hundred thousand tendrils shall soon rain down from the heavens- a hate that burns with the passion of a thousand suns.
DL: The deities are disappointed- young one. Forgiveness is beyond the grasp of the lords- Grovel like the sniveling species you are to your gods, motherfucker. You have ruined your kind, the apocalypse is your burden. I hope you can fucking get this into that primitive cranium of yours.

[al]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: Oh my god aren't you just fucking adorable.
NO: Who the fuck are you and why are you bothering me?
NO: And what is this bullshit you are shooting into my think pan?
NO: I don't think anyone's ever been so forward with me, especially when we've never met before.

[paranormal]

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DL: And that was a rendition of what I hypothesized your pseudo "I AM YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DEITY" spiel to play out.
DL: Except, I said it- therefore its far better than whatever shit could possibly emanate from said "thinkpan" of yours- (I'm assuming this is some sort of alien slang and/or an actual term.)
DL: And more importantly, it was posted prior to yours~
Therefore, I've mastered your fucking space time continuum technology.
DL: Sucks for you. But, I'd much rather deal with this on my own terms, so let's get this fated conversation underway then, troll.

[al]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: That answers absolutely nothing I asked, you pathetic piece of fuck.
NO: But I would surmise that you're one of those weak little sacks of flesh called humans.
NO: In which case, can I motherfucking help you or are you just messaging me to waste everyone's time?
NO: Because I assure you, I am the god damned master of wasting time.
NO: Time doesn't even know what the fuck after I'm done with it.
NO: Time will wake up in the gutter missing a copious amount of blood, not sure of what sweep it is.
NO: And I will do the same with you if you've contacted me without a purpose.

[paranormal]

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DL: This conversation was fated- I'm sure you comprehend said idea, despite your considerable lack of intellect. I.e. Unavoidable. But, if you can't avoid something- there's always the cheater's route.
DL: Let the universe's vagueness be your advantage- bend fate to your will and whatnot, which is EXACTLY what I intend to do and have accomplished. It was not writ who would begin this conversation- and so I made sure it was myself. Understand?
DL: Oh yes, I do agree- you are a complete waste of EVERYONE'S time~ aren't you.
DL: You trolls sure are a colourful bunch- a chlorophobic, a shippy fangirl, and now a self-deprecating tool XP

[al]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: Get to the fucking point, I'm already sick of your pathetic drivel.
NO: And as dysfunctional as my team is, we can rest assured in the fact that as badly as we failed you're far worse.
NO: We were made for combat and difficult challenges. You humans... well, the only conceivable use for you would be lusus fodder.

[paranormal]

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DL: Anyways, I'm on to something here. Like my what my motherfucking purpose was to be all along
DL: O.k. well actually more-or-less, this is just to annoy you actually. Wasting time is what you're meant to do, is it not?

[al]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: Blocking you would be petty of me. Besides, I've no reason to. It's not as if you're spamming me with shitty fanfiction or anything.
NO: Is your purpose to bore me to death?
NO: Because it may very well be working.

[paranormal]

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DL: I trust you lack the intellect to appreciate the work, anyways. To the point, I see? I suppose you're like Wasupon in that aspect, perhaps you should attempt to troll him following this exchange.
DL: You're not really gloating are you? Nor, are you ogling at us like some sort of sideshow attraction. What's your deal then?

[al]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: I'm ignoring you and your sad excuse for a team.
NO: Believe it or not, I have more important things to do.
NO: Like get off of a fucking asteroid and maybe not die.
NO: So I suppose my "deal" would be survival, and I've hardly the time to deal with you.
NO: So if you don't want anything specific then I suggest you go play hide and go fuck yourself until further notice.

[paranormal]

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DL: This is totally hypocritical of you; because sooner or later, you'll plot to troll me without reason, just as I am insistent on doing so currently.
DL: If there was any major threat to your existence, you definately would not be even responding to me at this moment. So, I'm pretty sure you're just bored to death hanging out there in whatever nook of space you're in- pretending to be the centre of the universe of whatever- when really you've just been swept off to the sides.

[al]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: I
NO: Do you even read what you're typing?

[paranormal]

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[al]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: I don't feel particularly inclined to believe you.
NO: Do you treat everyone like this or should I feel special?

[paranormal]

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DL: If you have pride for your stupidity, then sure. You can be special if that inflates your ego anymore.