==> Troll the insufferable psuedo-greenblood

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]catastropheCannibal[CC] began trolling daemonicLuminosity [DL] at --:--

CC: hey.
CC: hey shouty!
CC: did isixis pass by here recently.
CC: or belial.
CC: either of them really.

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DL: At the risk of sounding cliche, I've been expecting you. But, seriously, if I hear another bout about the vileness of cleaning supplies or ire of the colour green. I think I'm going to do a fucking back-flip off the deep-end.
DL: And no, that's not a invitation to do so.
DL: So, if you have anything mildly productive to say; get along with it- other-wards, my cursor is hovering right over block as we speak type.
DL: Shouty??? Whatever the fuck would make you classify me as "Shouty"

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: GEEZ.
CC: not again.
CC: man how far back did those kids go.
CC: wait, you're not blocking me?
CC: HAHA, GOOD ENOUGH.
CC: okay to answer your first question,
CC: since i have apparently not yet ANSWERED it,
CC: you are a SCREAMER. >
CC: don't deny it.
CC: second, i have a message.
CC: a message from the FUTURE.

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DL: And no; I'm not screamy/shouty or whatever spazz maggot of a nickname you have in mind.

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: oh not YET. >;o
CC: but you WILL be.
CC: and nope, no strings! Well, other than what paradox space provides.
CC: we are all caught in its game! And it is the BEST game of all.
CC: so, here is the message:
CC: WAKE UP.

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DL: Oh my fucking troll god, not with the game again. I had enough with this; I've been up to my neck with this nonsense. And generally, I still don't know WHY Crockercorp would flagrantly release such information.
DL: First the locker, then Ceil being all bitchy about my situation AND THEN whoever that moronic asshole with the green-phobia was -with his/her spiel about hating my mere existence. And now whatever you are.
DL: THANK YOU, FOR FUCKING UP MY DAY- as if, it wasn't already screwed from the beginning.

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: told you!
CC: you were a screamer. >;o

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #0A0A0A; border: 1px dashed black; font-size:9px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 1f9400; text-align: left;] DL: I AM NOT SHOUTY!!! I mean in no way, AM I, or ever WILL BE, considered such a despicable term as a screamer. Or whatever you said. And it would seem as if you were referring to a Banshee, with what you said.
DL: You know, I think I liked the green-phobic troll better- at least he/she was slightly less optimistic about shit.
DL: Speaking of which: Isixis? Belial? I'm guessing those are members of your little exiled realm of gods? And which one of the 12 would you be?

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: UGH.
CC: look, this whole god thing just because you owe us for making sure your universe exists in the first place?
CC: it's kind of...
CC: ...............
CC: .........
CC: ....
CC: LAME.
CC: look not all of us are into those power trips!
CC: i mean if anyone kept to their MIRACLES and became a little consistent with their philosophical credos they should basically worship the mother grub,
CC: as the progenitor of our race.
CC: but the ones with god complexes were all about killing her caretaker,
CC: they are such TERRIBLE people at building self-affirming, complicated shit.
CC: the WORST.

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #0A0A0A; border: 1px dashed black; font-size:9px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 1f9400; text-align: left;] DL: Um, alright. So, let me attempt to paraphrase this: You are, apparently, our deities, in that you created our universe; however not intentionally so--- leaving some of your group have god-complexes, but said individuals are basically hypocritical for rebelling the one responsible for your creation?
DL: And apparently you are not one of those types of individuals, in addition to harboring a dislike for them?
DL: So, I can't expect for you to break into a "I HATE YOU AND YOUR PUNY HUMAN EXISTENCE" rant- that I planned to mock, can I?

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: if you want to talk about it in the LEAST INTERESTING POSSIBLE WAY,
CC: sure!
CC: ...
CC: UM, do they do this often?
CC: the hate rants? >:?
CC: i mean if you really want me to i could probably whip something up real quick.
CC: i haven't really rehearsed it though.
CC: and you have to understand everything i say is in character.
CC: honestly, it is the BETTER way to do the spade quadrant.

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DL: Spade quadrant?

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: ugh, you see, i don't think most of my friends realize how AWESOMELY ALIEN all of you are!
CC: so they treat you like some hornless, mentally deficient version of themselves made with stardust and miracles.
CC: it is pretty sad!
CC: but me, i adore COMPLEXITY.
CC: and you guys are CHOCK FULL OF IT.
CC: full of motherfucking rainbow miracles.
CC: for instance, you guys don't even have quadrants, do you?
CC: just like some weird.
CC: i don't even know.
CC: how do you guys regulate mating fondness? >:?

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #0A0A0A; border: 1px dashed black; font-size:9px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 1f9400; text-align: left;] DL: O.k; see this is where we cross into the lands of what I deem as "Insanity". For one, It would seem as if you're ogling humankind as if we're a part of some sort of sideshow attraction. And secondary, now you're going off about romance and whatnot.
DL: To simplify, love is a nonsensical and non-existent emotion that humans pretend can fulfill some sort of void in their meaningless existences- enough said, in that subject area.
DL: Apparently, cleaning supplies harbor some sort of use in your mating rituals- so I don't think there's a proper translation of this shit in alien terms. Nor, do I want to attempt to explain this to you.
DL: Let's get back to his whole mysterious "Wake Up" message; what the fuck is that suppose to mean?

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: hee hee hee,
CC: at the DARK CARNIVAL,
CC: everything is a sideshow.
CC: the MAIN ACT is a motherfucking MYTH.
CC: much like your pretend romance, apparently. >
CC: i think your perspective on the matter might be a bit SKEWED though.
CC: i have had numerous conversations with other humans where love was considered a real human emotion.
CC: though i suppose it might be a contentious issue?
CC: eeee, so INTERESTING.
CC: but as to the message, you'd have to ask yourself.
CC: YOU sent it.
CC: in a manner of speaking.