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Post by WONG CHENLEI on Jan 6, 2013 23:21:29 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #545454; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: black; text-align: left;]aspiringConductor [AC] began pestering kitschyNeonate [KN] at --:--
AC: Human! Hey, humfghtseeran!
AC: ngtha fthg'n
AC: Input/Output mismatch? Calibrating, please stand by!
AC: ...
AC: CALIBRATING
AC: ....
AC: nfghtganlorilola
AC: ....
AC: CALIBRATING
AC: ...
AC: loraid'ez moil'agthan
AC: ....
AC: ...
AC: CALIBRATING
AC: ...
AC: Lola? Yes, Lola!
AC: I hope you find yourself in a more peaceable mood than usual this evening!
AC: ...
AC: I suppose you are away from your computer?
AC: Well, please come back soon.
AC: The end of the world is upon us. ;-)
AC: And we have so much to discuss!
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Jan 6, 2013 23:49:55 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Uh, Wong?
KN: What's wrong with you, kid? Got some shitty Pesterchum virus or something? Your chat is looking pretty damn glitchy.
KN: Also I thought you were grounded. How are you managing to message me?
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Post by WONG CHENLEI on Jan 7, 2013 0:00:35 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #545454; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: black; text-align: left;]AC: Oh, nothing simpler!
AC: I am currently, from your perspective, on a roadtrip, and secretly using an intelligent phone to access the internet and correspond with various of our dear chums!
AC: I gather that something may be interfering with my words?
AC: Pay it no mind: we do need to talk!
AC: The world is ending, and we have business to attend to.
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Jan 7, 2013 0:08:28 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: ...hm. Alright. I'll believe that for now.
KN: But what are you talking about "end of the world"?
KN: I was just outside watering the plants and it was anything but Armageddon out there.
KN: The only business we have to attend to is you getting your ass back in front of a computer so we can start playing the Beta.
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Post by WONG CHENLEI on Jan 7, 2013 0:19:35 GMT -5
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Jan 7, 2013 0:38:16 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Gee. That image managed to help...nothing at all.
KN: Just like the show it's from. Stupid Simpsons. I never found it funny.
KN: But since when did you turn into some apocalypse maniac you'd see on city street corners?
KN: You're the last person I would have expected to go off the deep end like this.
KN: You're only grounded. Trust me. You'll be able to join us in the game soon.
KN: No need to go all doom prophet on us.
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Post by WONG CHENLEI on Jan 7, 2013 0:45:22 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #545454; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: black; text-align: left;]AC: Oh, if only I could BE a prophet!
AC: That would make our task immeasurably simpler.
AC: No, I am just stating an immutable fact.
AC: The world will end. The heir will die.
AC: The Seer must rise.
AC: It is all part of an important, inevitable cascade of events, you see.
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Jan 7, 2013 0:58:33 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Urg. *rubs temples*
KN: Look Wong, what's going on with you? I don't know you that well, but I know you well enough to know that you usually make a hell of a lot more sense than this cryptic shit you're throwing at me.
KN: You're being no better than those trolls that keep bothering us.
KN: Are you talking about the game? Are the Heir and the Seer part of the game?
KN: Are you saying the game is going to lead to the end of the world?!
KN: Because, yeah, I saw some pretty tenebrous talk online surrounding it but...
KN: It can't be serious.
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Post by WONG CHENLEI on Jan 7, 2013 1:03:42 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #545454; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: black; text-align: left;]AC: Harrumpf, if the trolls would just do their job properly,
AC: They wouldn't have had to rely on as retrograde a session as our own.
AC: Fortunately, I have come prepared for some skepticism!
AC: In fifteen seconds, look up #METEOR on twitter.
AC: It should be interesting! ;-)
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Jan 7, 2013 1:25:24 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: *SIGHS*
KN: Okay, I'll play your game.
KN: This is probably just all one big fucking prank and I'm going to go on Twitter and get blasted with a birage of tweets saying "MY FLAMING HOT BOD" or something.
KN: ...
KN: Ah--okay. I'm just going to ignore the fact that people are tweeting about meteor strikes destroying houses and the impeding big fiery inferno engulfing the world for one moment...
KN: And just jump on the fact of why the hell you KNEW that info was going to break exactly when I looked up the tag.
KN: What's your angle, Chenlei?!
KN: How do you have all this information?!
KN: There is no was your "intelligent" phone is smart enough to predict the fucking future!
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Post by WONG CHENLEI on Jan 7, 2013 1:31:55 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #545454; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: black; text-align: left;]AC: Well, it helps that the me relative to your temporal perspective has just seen his first meteor) AC: (my sister really was a very good driver) AC: But also, AC: you might want to look outside your window? AC: There's a song, I think, about the end of the world. ;-) AC: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Apx1pSs30Q |
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Jan 7, 2013 1:52:16 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Wong, your shitty AMVs are helping just about as much as your Simpson's screenshots! Which is none! Zero! Not at fucking all!
KN: Wait...temporal...hm.
KN: So...the Wong I am talking with at the moment isn't the Wong that's grounded on a trip with his sister right now.
KN: I guess that makes more sense...if I want to go down the science fiction road with it, which being at a time when meteors are raining down on different parts of the world doesn't seem too far off.
KN: Alright, kid, start explaining. Although outside still looks pretty tranquil to me now, from your telling me to look out my window I'm guessing you don't think I have much time before I'm targeted by one of those flaming balls of space rock plummeting from the sky.
KN: And the increasing urgency of the people on Twitter is only helping your case.
KN: What do I have to do to escape this?
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Post by WONG CHENLEI on Jan 7, 2013 2:12:39 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #545454; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: black; text-align: left;]AC: Oh dear, I must have made an arithmetic error somewhere, I was so sure that your area would be under siege soon.
AC: You see how I lack even the most basic prophet-oriented skills?
AC: But, at least you are safe for the time being!
AC: First, you must start playing this game!
AC: You will have to contact the rogue!
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Jan 7, 2013 2:17:11 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Okay great, I was going to do that anyway.
KN: One question though.
KN: What the fuck is a rogue and how do I contact it?
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Post by WONG CHENLEI on Jan 7, 2013 2:19:43 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #545454; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: black; text-align: left;]AC: Oh!
AC: Oh dear, yes, of course.
AC: The Rogue is your good chum Ruby Brooks!
AC: Possibly known to you as silentParadox.
AC: Here, let me add her.
aspiringConductor [AC] added silentParadox [SN] at --:-- to the conversation
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