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Post by NERINE PAVATI on Jan 14, 2013 0:11:55 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: Gray; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 12px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]-- atlanticOverseer [AO] began pestering existentialistGrapefruit [EG] --
AO: hello there <3
AO: your the cutie patoot human on my monitor arent you <3
AO: well it is nice to finally chat it up with one of you <3
AO: i have studied so much and have so many questions <3
AO: like what exactly is the function of a rubber duck <3
AO: or why do you have such funny mating rituals <3
AO: your all so cute and adorable i want to nom you all up <3
AO: uh <3
AO: glub <3
AO: is this thing on <3
AO: he he <3
AO: glub <3
AO: alto are you here <3
AO: alto are you listening <3
AO: i see you on my monitor <3
AO: i know you see what i am saying <3
AO: glub <3
AO: well don't be shy <3
AO: i'll be here <3
AO: glub <3 |
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Post by captaincat on Jan 14, 2013 0:29:47 GMT -5
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[style=width: 450px; padding: 9 21; background: #090909; border: 1px dashed 141419; font-size: 12px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 00587A; text-align: left;]EG: Yes, well.
EG: It is a pleasure, sir or madame.
EG: Er, how exactly have you contacted me...? And how am I on your monitor? Are you some sort of spy? Come from the future to assassinate me in my incredibly youthful, vulnerable state to stop me from causing the end of the world later on?
EG: I knew this would happen... So is the price of theoretical greatness.
EG: Well, more or less, the /desire/ for greatness.
EG: Well, I must also assume that, being from the future, my resistance is futile. Come, rid the world of my torment now before I have a chance to harm it in the wake of my cement trail to fantastic victory over the human race.
EG: I will not protest. I must go down with honor. And respect. And dignity.
EG: If I know a thing I know that nothing will become my life like the leaving it.
EG: That was an ironic quote. It shows that, rather than the namesake of the quote's origin, I will not subject myself to the horrific tyranny of my own misguided actions. End it now, oh wise and noble Macduff. End it before I slaughter thy babes. End it before I, henceforth, slaughter my own.
EG: If it must be, please. I must procure a cyanide pill. If I must die before I achieve honor and nobility I must do so in my final hour.
EG: Thank you for allowing me these final breaths, oh noble future warrior. Thank you.
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Post by NERINE PAVATI on Jan 14, 2013 0:41:08 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: Gray; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 12px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]AO: glub <3 |
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Post by captaincat on Jan 14, 2013 0:44:26 GMT -5
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[style=width: 450px; padding: 9 21; background: #090909; border: 1px dashed 141419; font-size: 12px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 00587A; text-align: left;]EG: ._.
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Post by NERINE PAVATI on Jan 14, 2013 0:51:12 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: Gray; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 12px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]AO: maybe valide knows what she is doing <3
AO: hold on <3
AO: glub <3
AO: ok she seems to be pestering some kid named link <3
AO: glub <3
AO: ok <3
AO: i already have your file pulled up <3
AO: oh yea <3
AO: ok i get it now <3
AO: so i am one of your gods <3
AO: not from the future <3
AO: and im not going to kill you <3
AO: glub <3
AO: but there is something that will <3
AO: do you know anything of sgrub <3
AO: glub <3
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Post by captaincat on Jan 14, 2013 0:56:02 GMT -5
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[style=width: 450px; padding: 9 21; background: #090909; border: 1px dashed 141419; font-size: 12px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 00587A; text-align: left;]EG: Oh.
EG: In that case... nevermind about the uh- Oh.
EG: May I please have a moment. I need to let this sink in for a moment.
EG: Done. Alright, tell me about this sgrub, sir or madame. I haven't heard of it.
EG: By mentioning that it will kill me and that it is any of your regard, I assume that it poses more of a threat than anything that I should be worried about personally, but rather generally.
EG: This sgrub fellow, is she a murderer of some kind?
EG: Also, if I may, "glub"?
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Post by NERINE PAVATI on Jan 14, 2013 1:09:34 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: Gray; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 12px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;] (ACCIDENTALLY DELETED POST PRETEND IT IS STILL HERE)
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Post by captaincat on Jan 14, 2013 1:25:12 GMT -5
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[style=width: 450px; padding: 9 21; background: #090909; border: 1px dashed 141419; font-size: 12px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 00587A; text-align: left;]EG: If 'Lusus' is synonymous with 'Guardian', then yes.
EG: Glub. Hmm... I like the way that rolls off my tongue.
EG: Glub, glub, glub.
EG: Gluuuuub.
EG: Hmm...
EG: Game? I'm rather adept with games, not to sound immodest.
EG: Please tell me more about this game and just how it poses a threat so as to cause you, a stranger of sorts, to warn me for my life.
EG: Glub.
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Post by NERINE PAVATI on Jan 14, 2013 18:37:02 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: Gray; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 12px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]AO: he he <3
AO: glub <3
AO: you're one neat human <3
AO: i really like you a lot <3
AO: glub is fun word <3
AO: glub <3
AO: well actually i guess it is a synowhatchamajic <3
AO: or how ever you say that weird human word <3
AO: glub <3
AO: as a matter of fact you need to play it <3
AO: if you want to live <3
AO: though it won't be easy <3
AO: it will be one hard quest <3
AO: glub <3
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Post by captaincat on Jan 14, 2013 20:14:37 GMT -5
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[style=width: 450px; padding: 9 21; background: #090909; border: 1px dashed 141419; font-size: 12px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 00587A; text-align: left;]EG: Interesting concept.
EG: But I won't subject myself to death on pure choice. If I'm to go down I'll go down fighting.
EG: And, if this game shall play a key catalyst in me paving my way to glory then I haven't much of a choice. Now do I?
EG: Alright then, tell me more about this game. What do you know. Tell me everything. The inner workings, the key aspects, the trials and tribulations and, notably, the most optimal way for me to reach my full potential without losing any precious items or experience along the way.
EG: Glub.
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Post by NERINE PAVATI on Jan 16, 2013 18:30:43 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: Gray; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 12px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]AO: i wish i could <3
AO: but that'd ruin the fun <3
AO: glub <3
AO: plus i'm not allowed <3
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Post by captaincat on Jan 16, 2013 21:29:23 GMT -5
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[style=width: 450px; padding: 9 21; background: #090909; border: 1px dashed 141419; font-size: 12px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 00587A; text-align: left;]EG: I had figured.
EG: I realize you can't just hand me some cheat codes or the perfect path to success. That is something I have to do, lest I grow weak in my free ride.
EG: What I'm asking from you, as it is clear you are representing my so-called Guide in this malformed Hero Cycle, is guidance.
EG: What I can do to better this experience for myself and everyone else involved. Including yourself.
EG: And if you're feeling generous, maybe even a hint as to the location, or the means of achievement, of some grand item.
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Post by NERINE PAVATI on Jan 18, 2013 10:39:44 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: Gray; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 12px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]AO: urk <3
AO: let's see <3
AO: glub <3
AO: let me look at your profile <3
AO: your the theif <3
AO: hrm <3
AO: i think your best move now would be to load everyone into sburb <3
AO: good luck <3
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Post by captaincat on Jan 23, 2013 4:00:43 GMT -5
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[style=width: 450px; padding: 9 21; background: #090909; border: 1px dashed 141419; font-size: 12px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 00587A; text-align: left;]EG: I'll do my best.
EG: Thank you... erm--
EG: What shall I call you?
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Post by NERINE PAVATI on Jan 26, 2013 14:59:26 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: Gray; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 12px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]AO: oh <3
AO: hee hee <3
AO: glub <3
AO: i'm nerine <3
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