Let's Play a Game [Yorisa]

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catastropheCannibal [CC] began trolling sedulousSingular [SS] at --:--

CC: hello SHITBLOOD!
CC: i'm here to VERIFY your SUITABILITY for a GAME.
CC: so then!
CC: do you want to play,
CC: a GAME???
CC: >;o

[YORISA MEDAIN]

sedulousSingular [SS] replied catastropheCannibal [CC] at --:--

SS: ..i don't paRticulaRly enjoy being called that [o]n[o]
SS: but i don't suppose it'd stop you fRom calling me that [=]n[=]
SS: and i am game foR anything
SS: it all comes down to what kind of game we'Re talking about
SS: honestly, if it's about flaRp then i'll just have you know i have no interest in playing such games [>].[<]

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CC: hee hee hee, no it isn't something so CRUDE and POINTLESS as FLARP.
CC: it is.............
CC: ..........
CC: .....
CC: THE GAME.
CC: the PURPOSE to our PUPATION,
CC: the CULMINATION of a HUNDRED GENERATIONS of STRIFE,
CC: the ENDLESS LOATHING THAT BATHES THE STARS IN MIRTHLESS GLORY,
CC: it is,
CC: called..................
CC: ...........
CC: ...
CC: kismessitude!!!
CC: interested? >;o

[YORISA MEDAIN]

SS: oh
SS: wow [O] _ [O]
SS: hey uh, paRcae
SS: i don't think you pRobably know this or anything
SS: maybe you'Re just high on your miRacle juices or whateveR you call it
SS: but i don't think something as, well, this, can even be consideRed as a game [O]-[=]
SS: i mean, don't get me wRong though, i Really Really REALLY don't like you [o]m[o]

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CC: ...yes?
CC: that is sort of the POINT to a kismessitude, right???
CC: mutual FEAR and LOATHING.
CC: or,
CC: well,
CC: DISLIKE is a good STARTING point.

[YORISA MEDAIN]

SS: i undeRstand what kismessitude means
SS: thank you veRy much [=]n[=]
SS: i'm just saying, what exactly bRought something like that on??

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CC: ...it's a black SOLICITATION geez, don't think TOO deeply on it.
CC: try a little caliginous fling!
CC: it'll get your TURGID BROWN BLOOD MOVING.

[YORISA MEDAIN]

SS: [=].[=]
SS: ...alRight, i mean, what the heck
SS: it's not like i'll be able to dislike you anymoRe than i do now
SS: which is alReady alot by my standaRds [<].[<]

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CC: see that is EXACTLY what i am talking about.
CC: you're getting more HOT-BLOODED already,
CC: nowhere NEAR necessary to operate on the same HATE PLANE as me, obviously!!!
CC: but by the time we are THROUGH you will be chopping up the haters and leaving tokens of your BLEAK, BLACK APPRECIATION on my lawnring,
CC: i GUARANTEE it!!!

[YORISA MEDAIN]

SS: .....
SS: i'm going to pRetend like i undeRstand exactly what you just said..
SS: and just say that
SS: i hope you like cawbeasts [o]v[o]
SS: because if that's what you mean by hateRs and tokens of black appReciation
SS: that's pRobably what you'Re getting
SS: dead cawbeasts
SS: on youR lawnRing, pRobably chopped up as well if that's what you want [=]w[=]
SS: unless it might be too unseemly for one of youR statuRe
SS: well then, all the betteR [^]_[^]

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CC: cawbeasts are an EXCELLENT start,
CC: though the ENTIRE point is being EXTRA HATEFUL,
CC: so you might want to revise your choice with ME, since lusus is.............
CC: ........
CC: ...
CC: a DEEP one!!! o:
CC: what is your lusus again i will go cull something that approximates his/her shape,
CC: you will be WORRIED about him/her FOREVER,
CC: this'll be GREAT!!!

[YORISA MEDAIN]

SS: woah, that's a pRetty good idea
SS: but you know, one step at a time
SS: cawbeasts fiRst
SS: then we can slowly move up to...lusii-Related matteRs
SS: seRiously though, if you touch my lusus, i don't caRe how but Revenge is guaRunteed [o]v[o]

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CC: but that moment of blood-gushing FEAR,
CC: the UNCERTAINTY and the NEED to DOUBLE or even TRIPLE-CHECK!!!
CC: it's,
CC: nothing quite COMPARES for stirring up DARK PASSIONS.
CC: hee hee hee,

[YORISA MEDAIN]

SS: alRight...
SS: this is getting weiRd
SS: .....i think i'm going to go check on my..uh..animals
SS: i will be Right back

sedulousSingular [SS] is now an idle chum