Prose Before Clothes (Parcae~)

[PRIPAS SHACHA]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 416600; text-align: left;]fixatedAbettor [FA] began trolling catastropheCannibal [CC] at --:--

FA: hello :)
FA: guess what i did very recently :)

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: oh what fun!
CC: a riddle, i LOVE riddles!
CC: let me guess.
CC: you CULLED something just for ME. And then you...
CC: .......................
CC: ...................
CC: .....
CC: pailed it. >;o

[PRIPAS SHACHA]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 416600; text-align: left;]FA: he he he :)
FA: you always have had a delightful sense of humor :)
FA: no thats not what i did :)
FA: would you like to guess again or would you rather i simply
FA: told you :)

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: oh you shouldn't TEASE people like that pripas!
CC: they might feel undeserving of such praise!
CC: and do things to PROVE they are worthy of it.
CC: MIRTH is a MIRACULOUS motherfucking calling after all!
CC: ...................................................
CC: let me see! One more guess!
CC: you wrote something!
CC: something............... BAWDY. >;o

[PRIPAS SHACHA]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 416600; text-align: left;]FA: i wasnt aware that i was teasing :)
FA: i apologize :)
FA: you guessed correctly :)
FA: would you like to read it :)
FA: its about belial and troll shia labeouf :)
FA: im not sure if i want him to see it necessarily :)

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: hee hee hee!
CC: does it involve some... culling? >;o
CC: or maybe some HYPOTHETICALLY treasonous plots to
CC: CONQUER ALTERNIA???

[PRIPAS SHACHA]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 416600; text-align: left;]FA: im afraid not :)
FA: but it is very :)
FA: violent :)

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: oh my!
CC: that sounds rather...
CC: EROTIC. >:o

[PRIPAS SHACHA]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 416600; text-align: left;]FA: well naturally :)
FA: i did write it after all :)
FA: would you do me the honor of being the second to read it :)

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: second!?
CC: why this poor text is basically an UNREAD VIRGIN.
CC: .........................ooh how tempting!
CC: i will read this bawdy text pripas!
CC: but in exchange...
CC: i shall owe you ONE favor!
CC: how does that sound?
CC: (hee hee hee!)

[PRIPAS SHACHA]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 416600; text-align: left;]FA: if thats the way you wish to conduct :)
FA: business :)
FA: then i guess i must accept :)
FA: however i must warn you i doubt ill have a use for it for :)
FA: quite some time :)
FA: i dont need much you see :)
FA: but joarst does satisfy what needs i have :)
FA: he he he :)

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: oh i don't doubt it!
CC: but if you need anyone culled, or PERSUADED,
CC: i can provide a MEANS to an END, hee hee hee.
CC: lowbloods always get the most FUN, don't you?
CC: now the text!
CC: chop chop! do not leave a lady HANGING!

[PRIPAS SHACHA]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 416600; text-align: left;]FA: oh :)
FA: well i appreciate the forwardness :)
FA: here you are :)

-- fixatedAbettor [FA] sends file 73aa.txt --

((It's an incredibly well-written and evocative fanfiction that depicts Belial himself with Troll Shia LaBeouf filling a hate bucket, if you know what I mean. There is a lot of graphic stuff here, but the most unnerving aspect may be the violence between the two, and Troll Shia LaBeouf's threats to eat Belial. At the last minute, right before the bucket is filled, Belial leaves Troll Shia LaBeouf's life for good, leaving the bucket empty.))

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: pfffffft hee hee hee!
CC: classic! INSTANT classic!
CC: such a tangled weave!
CC: *wipes away a tear*
CC: pripas!
CC: this beauty was well worth the price of admission!
CC: you may call upon your favor at ANY TIME.
CC: but hey,
CC: pripas i've been...
CC: .......................................
CC: wondering.
CC: aboutchu and belial.

[PRIPAS SHACHA]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 416600; text-align: left;]FA: oh :)
FA: thank you very much :)
FA: i hope you enjoyed my :)
FA: clever wordplay :)
FA: on the word :)
FA: bucket :)
FA: he he he :)
FA: me and belial :)
FA: let me assure you there will be no filling of any sort of pail in the forseeable future :)