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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 23:09:16 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: Was that supp0sed t0 be s0me k1nd 0f j0ke?
NI: 1 d0n't even see h0w 1t c0u1d be.
NI: 1 w111 n0t make any s0rt 0f pr0m1ses that 1 w0n't try and k111 these greenb100ds.
NI: Regard1ess 0f whatever c0mputer game we're p1ay1ng they st111 need t0 be w1ped 0ut and 1 w111 n0t put my p1ans 0n h01d f0r s0me f0011sh game.
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Aug 20, 2012 23:23:31 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: ugh, you never listen!
CC: it is like i am here typing away at my computation device,
CC: trying to communicate this AWESOME game,
CC: and then maybe COMPLIMENT you a little,
CC: about your political ACUMEN being so much greater than mine.
CC: DESPITE your manifold hindrances!
CC: but noooooo, it is always parcae trying to be a purpleblood clown!
CC: here, will this make you happy:
CC: Do:
CC: there i am now a perfect purpleblood.
CC: just mirth and miracles up in here, sis!
CC: subjuggulating the masses for her worshipfulness.
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 23:27:37 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 1 11sten, y0u just d0n't say anyth1ng 1nterest1ng m0st 0f the t1me.
NI: 1 just s0rt 0f read the g1st 0f what y0u have t0 say
NI: Then m0ve 0n t0 d01ng s0meth1ng 1nterest1ng.
NI: Have 1 t01d y0u ab0ut the v1rtua1 1nte111gence 1've been creat1ng?
NI: 1t'11 be rev01ut10nary!
NI: Much m0re 1nterest1ng then s0me stup1d game w1th f11thy greenb100ds.
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Aug 20, 2012 23:29:53 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: sounds like a MOTHERFUCKING miracle.
CC: lay it on me, isixsis.
CC: just you, me and this almost too real to be real intelligence.
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 23:37:18 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 1'm st111 w0rk1ng 0n 1t, but 1 guess th1s means 1've never t01d y0u.
NI: 1 ca11 1t the v1rtua1 1usus and 1t's a s1mu1ated 1nte111gence pr0gram that w111 he1p me keep track 0f a11 my pr0jects.
NI: Much m0re usefu1 than f01ders up0n f01ders 0f 10gs.
NI: The 0n1y pr0b1em 1s 1 need t0 keep the 1nte111gence away fr0m the skutt1eb0t pr0t0c01s.
NI: A110w1ng a sent1ent pr0gram t0 ga1n access t0 th0se c0u1d d00m 0ur race.
NI: 1 need t0 carefu11y m0n1t0r a11 1ts safety pr0t0c01s and what hardware 1t can access.
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Aug 21, 2012 20:19:35 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: that does sound like a pretty motherfucking LOADED proposition,
CC: all sorts of hinky shit going on there if that were to happen!
CC: miracle shit, even.
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Post by isixis on Aug 21, 2012 20:23:13 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 1t's a1ways ab0ut m1rac1es w1th y0u, 1sn't 1t?
NI: 1t's n0t m1rac1es, 1t's sc1ence!
NI: Pure, unadu1terated sc1ence!
NI: That's a th1ng, r1ght?
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Aug 21, 2012 20:32:04 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: it's only MOTHERFUCKING MIRTH AND MIRACLES UP IN THIS SHIT,
CC: when i am,
CC: PRETENDING to be a MOTHERFUCKING SUBJUGGULATOR.
CC: since the act puts you,
CC: at motherfucking ease.
CC: write that down on that underwater notepad you bring everywhere.
CC: but to answer your question princess, i don't know if science can get its adultery on.
CC: what the fuck is adultery anyway.
CC: it's nothing.
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Post by isixis on Aug 21, 2012 20:44:40 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: Seemed 11ke the r1ght th1ng t0 say.
NI: 1'm a sc1ent1st and an eng1neer, n0t a 11ngu1st!
NI: 1 d0n't eed pr0per w0rds t0 ru1e the w0r1d w1th my b0ts.
NI: That and 1t's a 11tt1e hard t0 remember the f1ne deta11s.
NI: That's why 1 have pe0p1e 11ke y0u.
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Aug 21, 2012 21:22:41 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: but how will you rule,
CC: what you don't even REMEMBER?
CC: sounds like your skuttlebots,
CC: are going to do the ruling for you.
CC: ...
CC: hee hee hee,
CC: i just realized,
CC: you are basically inventing troll skynet aren't you.
CC: HEE HEE HEE, you don't even REMEMBER that movie.
CC: it is so awesome it has blueblood troll Schwarzenegger playing implacable machine sent from the future to kill the leader of the highblood resistance, but not so fast! Before he can commence with the blasphemous culling he must face down the legendary HEADMAN, a purpleblood of incredible martial skill that has been dispatched to protect her Imperialness, included in this epic are twenty-three chase scenes, five exploding amphibious vehicles, a lost cat and eighty-three litres of spilled faygo.
CC: sorry that was the short version of the title, the long one is a doozy.
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Post by isixis on Aug 21, 2012 21:34:44 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: Actua11y 1 d0 remmeber that m0v1e.
NI: 1t's 1n my 10g, 1 watch 1t a 10t, because 1 draw 1nsp1rat10n fr0m 1t.
NI: And a b1t 0f warn1ng.
NI: Ser10us1y 1've 0verc0me my hand1cap, y0u need t0 st0p dwe111ng 0n 1t.
NI: 0verc0m1ng weakness 1s a s1gn 0f strength!
NI: And 1've bested m1ne.
NI: And 1'm tak1ng precaut10nary measures t0 prevent tr011 skynet.
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Aug 21, 2012 21:47:15 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: i did say that once, didn't i.
CC: the importance of CONTROL.
CC: the extravagant, jocular AWESOMENESS of having the chutzpah to see your fears and weaknesses and EATING THEM MOTHERFUCKING ALIVE.
CC: and yet,
CC: AND YET,
CC: whenever i talk to you,
CC: i somehow,
CC: end up hating you,
CC: just a little more.
CC: uh,
CC: platonically of course.
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Post by isixis on Aug 21, 2012 21:52:15 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: Y0u rea11y need t0 st0p c0m1ng 0nt0 me 11ke that.
NI: Y0u d0n't kn0w h0w many ca11g1n0us su1t0rs 1 have a1ready.
NI: Try1ng t0 w1pe 0ut an ent1re caste tends t0 deve10p them fast.
NI: Y0u're n0 m0re spec1a1 than the rest.
NI: P1at0n1c 0r n0t, get 1n 11ne, buck0
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Aug 21, 2012 22:01:30 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: HEE HEE HEE.
CC: hee hee hee.
CC: HEE HEE HEE.
CC: our princess is a RIOT.
CC: a motherfucking mirthful CARNIVAL of magical motherfucking UNDERSTANDING.
CC: you still don't remember.
CC: but of course.
CC: that's your thing.
CC: you NEVER remember.
CC: and here i am pining away in a different MOTHERFUCKING QUADRANT ALTOGETHER.
CC: no black fucking solicitations involved.
CC: and no, DO NOT MOTHERFUCKING GUESS.
CC: you already have after all.
CC: don't you remember?
CC: no, no you don't.
CC: or you wouldn't have made that fucking ASSUMPTION.
CC: guess it wasn't important enough to NOTE DOWN AT THE TIME,
CC: isixsis.
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Post by isixis on Aug 21, 2012 22:08:32 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: C1ear1y 1 d1dn't deem 1t 1mp0rtant en0ugh t0 j0t d0wn.
NI: Wh1ch means y0u're just be1ng stup1d and petty r1ght n0w.
NI: 1 pr0bab1y d1dn't be11eve y0u were earnest ab0ut whatever quadrant y0u were 100k1ng f0r at the t1me.
NI: Because y0u hard1y seem earnest ab0ut anyth1ng.
NI: 1 swear y0u're a11 c0nn1v1ng pr1cks wh0 try t0 take advantage 0f my mem0ry pr0b1ems.
NI: H0w many t1mes d0 1 need t0 1et y0u kn0w that y0u can't?
NI: 1've w0rked ar0und a11 these th1ngs!
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