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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Aug 20, 2012 21:19:25 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]callipygianCarnival [FA] began trolling nirvanicImperator [NI] at --:--
CC: hey.
CC: hey PRINCESS.
CC: i thought of a PERFECT troll handle,
CC: just for YOU.
CC: >;o
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 21:29:58 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 0h rea11y? What 1s 1t? (:
NI: 1'm eager t0 kn0w what exact1y y0u have p1anned f0r me, Parcae
NI: Ser10us1y 1t's n0t g01ng t0 be as easy as 1t was bef0re.
NI: F001 me 0nce, shame 0n y0u. F001 me tw1ce, 1 b10w up y0ur bed.
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Aug 20, 2012 21:36:15 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]callipygianCarnival [FA] began trolling nirvanicImperator [NI] at --:--
CC: wow, rude!
CC: we have no need for NAMES do we?
CC: here i am thoughtfully bringing you a present like the deferential, loyal subject that i am.
CC: trying to remain ANONYMOUS so i don't resemble any butt-touching coattail hanger-ons.
CC: but ANYWAY.
CC: here it is:
CC: ....
CC: ...
CC: .
CC: 'defectiveDecadence'
CC: like it?
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 21:41:44 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 1'm qu1te c0ntent w1th everyth1ng as 1t 1s.
NI: Requ1res a 10t 1ess w0rk 0n my mem0ry 10g.
NI: S0 p1ease be a g00d c0atta11-hugg1ng subject and d0n't change anyth1ng.
NI: Except f0r, y0u kn0w, the usua1 pr10r1t1es 11ke w1p1ng 0ut the greenb100ds.
NI: Y0u'd be d01ng me a huge fav0r then.
NI: The 1ess t1me 1 spend w0rry1ng ab0ut that scum the m0re 1 have t0 perfect my b0ts.
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Aug 20, 2012 22:27:25 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: LESIIIIIIIIIGH. CC: princess, forget your retarded greenblood genocide obsession for just one second! CC: the same old, same old is so lame! CC: so callously UNIMAGINATIVE! CC: i am afraid i will have to refuse your royal decree: i will continue my campaign of ruthless ONLINE PSEUDONYMS. CC: it is for your own good! CC: you are defective, princess! Pan-fried and memory-impaired! CC: you are wallowing in your own decadence! CC: have you been away from your freaky underwater robotics hive EVEN ONCE?  CC: your ancestor will CULL you in one beat of your collapsing and expanding vascular system during your ASCENSION! CC: you MUST exercise your pan! CC: it is.............. CC: IMPERATIVE. >;o |
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 22:31:18 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: My mem0ry has n0th1ng t0 d0 w1th my f1ght aga1nst her.
NI: 1t'11 be 0ver bef0re 1t starts, because that's h0w 1t's g01ng t0 have t0 g0.
NI: She and her c0vert 0ps w111 need t0 be c0untered. 1t w111 be a c01d war.
NI: Y0u w0n't even kn0w 1t started unt11 1t's 0ver and 1'm the new ru1er.
NI: But f1rst 1 need t0 get her attent10n, and the best way t0 d0 that 1s t0 w1pe 0ut a11 the f11thy greenb100ds t0 sh0w her 1 have such p0wer.
NI: And 1t's even better 1f 1 can d0 1t w1th0ut 1eav1ng my h1ve.
NI: An ent1re 1eve1 0f the hem0spectrum w1ped 0ut w1th0ut me wa1k1ng 0ut my fr0nt d00r.
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Aug 20, 2012 22:37:34 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: princess, please, genocide is so LAME!
CC: or caste culling, whatever.
CC: it is basically the dream of every seablood wriggler ever!
CC: also a lot of purplebloods come to think of it.
CC: though for us it is a bit less SELECTIVE.
CC: personally i think you are starting to become OBSESSED.
CC: i mean honestly, the ONE time i take on a greenblood pseudo and you tried invading my hive like some sort of spazmaggot.
CC: seriously, i am starting to be concerned here!
CC: me!
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 22:42:00 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: The seadwe11ers want t0 see the 10wb100ds cu11ed.
NI: That 1s the fau1t 1n the1r amb1t10n.
NI: A s1ng1e caste, h0wever, 0r perhaps tw0 1f y0u want, 1s ent1re1y d0ab1e.
NI: Espec1a11y w1th my 'b0ts.
NI: They're se1f-rep11cat1ng and they are 0ut there, c10s1ng 1n and tak1ng 0ut targets.
NI: 1 d0n't need y0u baby1ng me, 1 am y0ur ru1er and 1 am t0 be trusted t0 make the pr0per dec1s10ns.
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Aug 20, 2012 22:48:46 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: hee hee hee!
CC: can i test that claim,
CC: princess?
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 22:51:12 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: S0meth1ng te11s me y0u're g01ng t0 regard1ess.
NI: S0 g0 ahead, 1'm n0t g01ng t0 deny the 1nev1tab1e.
NI: Just make 1t qu1ck, 1 d0 want t0 get back t0 w0rk.
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Aug 20, 2012 22:53:41 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: let's say a LOYAL subject of yours wanted to play a game. CC: a game which involved EVERY hemocaste. CC: under such a flagrantly HYPOTHETICAL case of miracle FUN, CC: ...what would you do? >  |
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 22:56:00 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: A game? That 1s where y0u want t0 take th1s? A game?
NI: 1 d0n't have t1me f0r games, 1 have a caste t0 ann1h11ate.
NI: But t0 answer y0ur quest10n 1n the case 0f such a hyp0thet1ca1 s1tuat10n as 10ng as the greenb100d and the jadeb100d kn0w exact1y wh0 the1r master 1s and stay 0ut 0f my way, stay 0ut 0f my s1ght, then perhaps f0r the sake 0f the game we can c0ex1st.
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Aug 20, 2012 22:57:08 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: excellent, i will tell them you said YES.
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 23:01:04 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: Yeah 1 th0ught as much.
NI: 1t's wr1tten r1ght here that y0u're w11y.
NI: W1th s0meth1ng 11ke that 1n m1nd 1t was easy en0ugh t0 see where y0u were g01ng.
NI: Y0u're runn1ng 0ut 0f tr1cks w1th a g1r1 wh0 can bare1y remember y0ur name w1th0ut 100k1ng at a 11st!
NI: Y0u read my c0nd1t10ns, and 1f y0u want s0me0ne fr0m every caste then y0u'd better make sure they're met.
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Aug 20, 2012 23:04:23 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 2b0057; text-align: left;]CC: well, SORREE, perhaps for someone with such a savvy, AWESOME ancestor would take my little ploy as being a little LACKLUSTER,
CC: but i thought it was was..............
CC: ...............
CC: .......
CC: ...
CC: inspired.
CC: >;o
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