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Post by al on Aug 23, 2012 20:11:11 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: I'll have you know your bots function perfectly when it comes to killing greenbloods, and absolutely nothing else.
NO: I recently has to go to town to retrieve more supplies.
NO: They managed to kill two trolls while we were there.
NO: And we were there for less than a fucking hour.
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Post by isixis on Aug 23, 2012 20:34:50 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: Are y0u c0m1ng 0nt0 me, Rusty?
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Post by al on Aug 23, 2012 20:39:07 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: No I am most certainly not.
NO: Unless you'd like me to.
NO: Then perhaps.
NO: That is completely beside the point at the moment.
NO: Take your shitty pieces of metal back before they make things any worse.
NO: As it is I'm not even sleeping and I can hardly go anywhere without them destroying something.
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Post by isixis on Aug 23, 2012 20:42:45 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: See! The r0b0ts are he1p1ng y0u 0ut a1ready!
NI: 1 mean 1ast week y0u w0u1dn't have sem1 k1nd 0f maybe h1t 0n me 11ke that!
NI: "Un1ess y0u'd 11ke me t0".
NI: 1 swear that 1s the c10sest y0u've ever c0me t0 f11rt1ng w1th my, Rusty
NI: 1n a f1ush way, anyway.
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Post by al on Aug 23, 2012 20:49:55 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: They've done nothing but make things much worse.
NO: I haven't even seen any of my grubtops that I left out of my inventory. I suspect they've been sneaking off to take my things while I'm not watching them.
NO: And I'm only capable of black feelings.
NO: The darkest black feelings.
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Post by isixis on Aug 23, 2012 20:52:51 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 1 d0n't kn0w, th1s 1s fee11ng pretty f1ush r1ght n0w.
NI: Actua11y maybe n0t.
NI: M0re 11ke 1ess b1ack than what 1 n0rma11y get 0ut 0f pe0p1e.
NI: A11 th1s ta1k 0f s1aughter1ng s1udgeb100ds.
NI: Y0u rea11y kn0w h0w t0 get a g1r1 g01ng
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Post by al on Aug 23, 2012 20:57:46 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: Would you like details of their untimely and quite gruesome deaths?
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Post by isixis on Aug 23, 2012 20:59:12 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 0h d0 1 ever!
NI: G0 ahead, Rusty, ta1k d1rty t0 me.
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Post by al on Aug 23, 2012 21:27:24 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: Oh my, aren't you just filthy today?
NO: The first one was an oliveblood I encountered in an alleyway. I'd attempted to stop the bots but it seems two arms just isn't enough to restrain all of them, so I had to watch oh so helplessly as Murderquin pounced the poor fucker.
NO: Totally shredded most of this clothing before ripping his flesh off. It was like watching a blender go to work on making a smoothie.
NO: By the time the bot finally backed off the poor guy was basically a pile of green sludge with bones poking out here and there.
NO: Later that day, as I was leaving the city, we passed a a jadeblood. The bots were on her before I was even totally aware of what was going on.
NO: I did manage to get them off of her before she was totally dead, but they'd smashed in her skull beyond any recognizable shape and it wasn't much longer until she died on her own.
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Post by isixis on Aug 23, 2012 21:37:06 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 0h my y0u kn0w h0w t0 make a g1r1 fee1 fr1sky!
NI: Shame y0u have t0 ru1n 1t w1th a11 th1s ta1k ab0ut sav1ng them.
NI: Why w0u1d y0u waste the eff0rt?
NI: A1s0 d1d y0u f11m the b1ender b1t?
NI: That's new, 1 never pr0grammed that.
NI: Typ1ca11y they just exp10de, wh1ch means they've 1earned s0meth1ng.
NI: And d1d y0u ca11 1t Murderqu1n?
NI: D1d y0u name 0ne 0f y0ur skutt1eb0ts, Rusty?
NI: That 1s s0 ad0rab1e!
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Post by al on Aug 23, 2012 21:56:42 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: Believe it or not, I don't believe in unnecessary slaughter, even of castes I don't approve of.
NO: And no, I did not think to record the events. Even if I had, I don't think I would hand over the footage to you.
NO: And I
NO: May have named and clothed them to make them slightly more tolerable.
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Post by isixis on Aug 23, 2012 22:01:14 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 0h my G0d!
NI: Y0u have me 1eg1t1mate1y squea11ng here!
NI: That 1s the m0st ad0rab1e th1ng 1've ever heard!
NI: L1tt1e d011ed up skutt1eb0ts s1aughter1ng s1udgeb100ds!
NI: Rusty y0u need t0 c0me t0 my h1ve
NI: 1'm sure y0u c0u1d make a11 my b0ts 100k abs01ute1y fabu10us! <3
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Post by al on Aug 23, 2012 22:15:57 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: It is in no way cute, it simply makes them easier to deal with to some extent.
NO: Which is to say, it stops me from smashing them and blowing up my hive.
NO: Alas, the sea is a very dangerous place and I'm afraid I'm not capable of staying underwater for very long.
NO: Because I'm not a gilled freak like you.
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Post by isixis on Aug 23, 2012 22:19:04 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: Y0u were d01ng better w1th the f11rt1ng, d0n't ru1n that n0w.
NI: Bes1des, the 0cean 1s my d0ma1n, y0u w0n't be 1n much danger!
NI: And 1 can pr0bab1y des1gn s0meth1ng s0 that y0u can n0t be a11 1and-dwe11er-y wh11e y0u're d0wn here.
NI: L1ke an a1r f11trat10n dev1ce.
NI: Y0u'd 10ve 1t! There are s0 many th1ngs f0r y0u t0 put c10thes 0n!
NI: And 1t w0u1d just be amaz1ng!
NI: C0me 0n, Rusty, 1t's n0t every day the he1ress herse1f 1nv1tes s0me0ne as 10w as y0u t0 her h1ve~
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Post by al on Aug 23, 2012 22:22:44 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: Who ever said I was flirting? If you happen to misconstrue my meaning then that's entirely your fault.
NO: Why don't you come up here? That seems much easier, and sea water would probably ruin all but the most basic fabrics.
NO: Oh god, I don't even want to think about that.
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