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Post by paranormal on Sept 3, 2012 8:30:14 GMT -5
==> Climatic Change of Subject: Be the Other Guy
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Post by summissusuniversi on Sept 3, 2012 8:45:47 GMT -5
You are now another guy. Your name is Inspector Screamy and contrary to your name you don't scream at all. You have a love of the irrelevant and everything seems to spark your interest. Problem Sands doesn't like you all that much but who cares, you've soled cases more complex than anything he's done.
Yo can't stop regarding fondly this beach. It's so calm and soothing.
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Post by paranormal on Sept 3, 2012 8:53:03 GMT -5
==> Search for the elusive Pumpkin King
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Post by summissusuniversi on Sept 3, 2012 9:12:21 GMT -5
What pumpkin king? You have no idea what that is. Though looking wouldn't hurt anybody. You take a gander at your surroundings. The ocean is very calm, even the water is absolutely still. Pumpkins float so that means that it's not on he water or there'd be ripples.
Well there's grass... or is that hay?
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Post by paranormal on Sept 3, 2012 9:16:12 GMT -5
==> Construct a pair of wings out of the hay. FLY PUPA FLY!
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Post by summissusuniversi on Sept 3, 2012 9:22:28 GMT -5
The feathers would be very weak. You may in fact fall right on your bum if you tried to fly with those wings. Perhaps it would be a bad idea to try that.
But what exactly were you doing here though?
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Post by paranormal on Sept 3, 2012 9:25:08 GMT -5
==> Split up and search for clues
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Post by summissusuniversi on Sept 5, 2012 20:16:11 GMT -5
You are now both Problem Sands and Inspector Screamy. Though you might actually just be Inspector Screamy in one of his multiple personality fits.
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Post by JENY CHENLEI on Sept 5, 2012 20:24:45 GMT -5
==> Cannon ball into the water!!!!
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Post by summissusuniversi on Sept 8, 2012 11:59:48 GMT -5
It appears that cannon balling would have been bad, since your first step toward the water has made the entire earth open up upon you. Perhaps you're just imagining it but you think this is a very scary thing. Who just imagines falling through the floor?
Wait, who just falls though the floor anyway?
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Post by JENY CHENLEI on Sept 24, 2012 19:51:08 GMT -5
==> Be the other guy!
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Post by andois on Nov 1, 2012 4:14:02 GMT -5
COME ON NOW. YOU'VE KEPT US WAITING LONG ENOUGH. REVEAL WHO THIS OTHER GUY IS, DAMMIT.
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Post by jacknoir on Nov 5, 2012 17:18:33 GMT -5
You have waited such a long time that the other guy has finally shown up. He was on holiday, and considers this to be the right time to get back to work. He think's yor very stupid to actually kep an interest in the investigation. In fact he is teh reason you are alll here. He is the reason for your long wait. His plan was to ignore you for as long as he could. His planned called for a cancled show. But obviousky he cannot get ride of ou that easily. His name is... MOBLESS BOWLING BALL FUCK NO. It's Larry. His name is Larry and there is nothig you can do about it. In fact you can never be larrry now, he has gone into the past and changed his introduction to third person. You will never understand what it's like to be larry. Anyway, you are prompt with a question. Larry demands an answer. "Have you had enough of Sandy or shall I add Inspector Screamy intot eh mix of this perfect storm? Either way you will all be dead by the end of this adventure; there is no hope for you and it is all because i have planned and planned your destruction! Now, I'd like to see if your waiting has aged you to death or not."
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