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Post by summissusuniversi on Aug 31, 2012 22:37:40 GMT -5
Problem Sands
The Fanfic about Problem Sleuth inspired by Sand the member who you may see floating around the chat.
First page is now up.
Current Characters: Paranormal, Inspector Screamy IS- Devoting his work to the service of his people.
Sandy, Problem Sands PS- Devoting his work to the destruction of evil.
Kermit, Ace Kermit AK- Devoted to his work and being an annoying prick to PS
Anyone who wants to join better say so to me (Summissus) You are Problem Sands. Everything irrelevant is the singularity of your hatred, such a place that your hatred cannot escape because of the immense density of your hatred. You enjoy implementing the modern ways of courtship through your manly and sick pick up lines. However you're also a cool guy; just look at these motherfucking awesome shades, are they not sick?. Your sick beats are amplified by the coolness of these shades to the point that no babe can resist the cold temperature all up in this grill. You work in a line of Problem Sleuths who work hard to undo the errors of evil. That makes you one hell of a sick troubleshooter.
Today is your vacation and for some reason you decided that the beach was a good place for relaxation. The irony of your name Sands has nothing to do with it. You find that an irrelevant observation and the beach may yet spawn another ten degrees Fahrenheit.
Now, what will you do?
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Post by andois on Sept 1, 2012 9:33:04 GMT -5
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Post by summissusuniversi on Sept 1, 2012 9:47:15 GMT -5
You've already got arms. The irrelevance of the request is astounding. Luckily your Cool Beans Aegis hasn't been a problem all day long and that is a good thing for everyone.
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Post by andois on Sept 1, 2012 9:53:45 GMT -5
> Investigate the motives of that collection of what you guess is grass in the distance there.
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Post by summissusuniversi on Sept 1, 2012 10:05:04 GMT -5
This shit is so sick. Literally. This doesn't even look like grass. Wait, it's not! It's dead straw. You quickly get tired of looking at it. The irrelevancy of this minor investigation is borderline failure of having a vacation.
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Sept 1, 2012 11:02:33 GMT -5
> Do something hardboiled.
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Post by summissusuniversi on Sept 1, 2012 11:48:27 GMT -5
You grab a small twig of dead straw and quickly insert the end into your mouth. You're the most hard boiled person you know and you keep it that way. The dead straw only adds to your sick style. This isn't irrelevant at all, nope.
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Post by andois on Sept 1, 2012 12:07:37 GMT -5
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Post by summissusuniversi on Sept 1, 2012 12:21:05 GMT -5
Ok what the fuck is going on?! You're literally standing on the water like it's a rug. It's not even wet or moving. How did you fall for this shitty trick?
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Post by andois on Sept 1, 2012 12:26:50 GMT -5
> Blink. Pull up the ocean.
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Post by summissusuniversi on Sept 1, 2012 15:39:14 GMT -5
Well that's odd. You could pull this sick sea all up and find this dark hole underneath. That's one hell of a convincing rug though. You wonder what else could be fake.
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Post by JENY CHENLEI on Sept 1, 2012 23:20:38 GMT -5
> See if the clouds are fake.|
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Post by summissusuniversi on Sept 1, 2012 23:33:20 GMT -5
Like everything else in this shitty the details are actually just stickers on the wall. This is despicable and should not be something your eyes should have fallen for. Shit is serious right now.
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Post by JENY CHENLEI on Sept 1, 2012 23:40:20 GMT -5
> Fine then >. Go down that dark hole under "the ocean".
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Post by summissusuniversi on Sept 3, 2012 8:27:31 GMT -5
(ooc: this was suppose to be a gif but it uploaded as a jpg for some weird fucking reason. I'm a little pissed that it died and I wish it would have been better.) You quickly jump down the hole you open back up. This dark well seems to have a light at the bottom. Perhaps this is only your imagination but the idea of escape is much better in your mind. This inspires you to write some sick beats later.
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