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Post by andois on Sept 2, 2012 15:13:27 GMT -5
Pick up the gun. [/center]  GUNS are dangerous. You would never keep a GUN on hand, because they are very dangerous.[/b][/font][/color][/size] , |
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Post by kermit on Sept 2, 2012 15:21:47 GMT -5
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Post by andois on Sept 2, 2012 22:02:39 GMT -5
Freak out. [/center]  You do so.[/b][/font][/color][/size] , |
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Post by JENY CHENLEI on Sept 2, 2012 23:11:51 GMT -5
> Keep calm and pick the key up. |
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Post by andois on Sept 3, 2012 0:04:56 GMT -5
Keep calm and pick the key up. [/center]  You are now this guy. [/b][/font][/color][/size][/center] , |
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Sept 3, 2012 17:50:42 GMT -5
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Post by summissusuniversi on Sept 24, 2012 15:48:22 GMT -5
State your name, douchebag. you've kept us waiting long enough.
lol this is the best jailbreak.
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Post by andois on Oct 16, 2012 7:55:26 GMT -5
Who's this douchebag? [/center]  You are a wealthy banker who lives in the darker parts of the city. The kind of place that, while driving through, you lock the doors and roll up the windows. Your name isn't very important. For all intents and purposes and the mild satiation of curiosity, though, it is Paul. You have a nice car and a good wholesome family of five in the city. Two sons, one daughter and a beautiful wife. The reason you are not with them now is because you have been transferred to a new budding location for the bank you work for as a teller. You occasionally deal with stocks and keep the profit margins from the last month up on your wall to keep yourself motivated.
For some reason you seem very edgy. This is probably because, while most people assume you an innocent sap (and you sort of are), you are currently going through dealings with the mob. Your youngest, the daughter, needs a surgery in her leg or she'll forever be disfigured and have to use a cane to walk if she could even manage to stand up. You may be in a government position, but you aren't paid enough to cover it. That is why you've had to resort to the mafia to cover your debts. It's a cliche story, sure, but it's happening to you. [/b][/font][/color][/size][/center] , |
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Oct 16, 2012 12:06:43 GMT -5
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Post by babe on Oct 24, 2012 19:19:49 GMT -5
> Peek out window in case of mob shenanigans. |
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