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Post by andois on Sept 1, 2012 10:25:51 GMT -5
So. This is a direct copy of what Summi is doing and I am being a copier. With permission.
This is the tale of you, a young soul who awakens to find yourself amidst a sea of prisoners. As you are in prison. Like, with cells and what not.
The style/format is the same. I post a picture with a description and you respond to it, meaning you would input commands and ya'know. Escape.
The format for input command responses;
[center][color=desired text color][font=Courier][size=3][b]> Action goes here.[/b][/size][/font][/color][/center]
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Post by andois on Sept 1, 2012 10:37:59 GMT -5
You find yourself inside a dingy ill-furnished CELL. There isn't much in the way of stuff outside of the weird abstract piece of SHIT hanging on the wall.
You stop for a second to wonder who's more high. The guy thinking up that crazy shit, or the guy who pays for it. You decide on the latter. That PAINTING, by the way, was a gift from your grandmother.
But let's face it. Grandma was kind of a SLUT.[/color][/size] ,
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Post by JENY CHENLEI on Sept 1, 2012 10:43:58 GMT -5
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Post by andois on Sept 1, 2012 11:01:03 GMT -5
Open up the door. [/center] After putting in a good effort and jiggling that KNOB for what felt like at least five seconds your attention is drawn away to a small inscription on the wall beside the door.
It reads 'the password is 44-23-87'. This seems, for the time being, completely irrelevant. You jiggle the door nob for a solid few seconds more before realizing just how incredibly futile this is.[/font][/color][/size] ,
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Sept 1, 2012 11:04:04 GMT -5
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Post by andois on Sept 1, 2012 11:15:01 GMT -5
Check your inventory. [/center] Ya got nothin' Ace.
Those floating boxes sure are convenient though.[/b][/font][/color][/size] ,
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Post by JENY CHENLEI on Sept 1, 2012 11:17:36 GMT -5
> Go get slutty Grandma's picture to fill inventory.
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Post by andois on Sept 1, 2012 11:35:20 GMT -5
Go get slutty Grandma's picture to fill inventory. [/center] If you weren't adopted and everything you knew about your "family" wasn't a lie, your "grandmother" would be proud.
It's a shame your Grandmother is actually some perpetually sweaty fat hairy Serbian guy named Steve with a taste for fine art.
You reveal the WALL SAFE.[/b][/font][/color][/size] ,
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Sept 1, 2012 11:38:07 GMT -5
> Time for a quip! Quote your favorite fictional character.
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Post by summissusuniversi on Sept 1, 2012 11:51:29 GMT -5
> Follow up your quote with a jig.
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Post by andois on Sept 1, 2012 11:53:00 GMT -5
Time for a quip! Quote your favorite fictional character. [/center] You blink, not really sure what a quip is. You assume it has something to do with snark though, as everything you do has a bit of snark to it.
You take a cool pose and recite your favorite quote from your favorite character from your favorite book by your favorite author who wrote it during your favorite era.
Congratulations. You definitely accomplished something just there.[/b][/font][/color][/size] ,
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Post by andois on Sept 1, 2012 12:01:21 GMT -5
Follow up your quote with a jig. [/center] Never has such grace been witnessed. Never have eyes rested on such a harmonious and wonderful jig.
You are a hero of the dance. One might even say the Lord of the Dance.
This also accomplished much.[/b][/font][/color][/size] ,
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Sept 1, 2012 13:04:48 GMT -5
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Post by andois on Sept 1, 2012 13:53:42 GMT -5
Open that safe. [/center] Finally.
You scour the inner surface of the poorly lit WALL SAFE until you come across quite the prize. You find an INCONSPICUOUS KEY.[/b][/font][/color][/size] ,
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Sept 1, 2012 14:04:12 GMT -5
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