==> ENGAGE THE BUG GIRL

[KRATOS SURNAM]

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TL: +|> you +here, pa+he+ic li++le human girl
TL: +|> +his is your ear+h sa+an, and i've come up from my e+ernal pi+ of fiery magic +o +ell you
TL: +|> we're going +o be seeing each o+her very soon
TL: +|> and you're going +o be +ied up, and bea+en
TL: +|> and +hen i'm going +o +ake my swee+, swee+ revenge on you for how you royally fucked us up
TL: +|> i mean
TL: +|> uh
TL: +|> for your crimes agains+ +he guy in +he robe
TL: +|> yeah le+'s go wi+h +that, you should be gullible enough +o believe +ha+, righ+

[LOLA SAVILL]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Yep, completely fooled here.
KN: But, oh! Beelzebub, please tell me! What crimes have I committed to evoke such punishment from you?

[KRATOS SURNAM]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #eeeecc; border: 1px dashed #a17549; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #000056; text-align: left;]TL: +|> are you +rying +o be reversely sarcas+ic?
TL: +|> i see righ+ +hrough your ploy, girl
TL: +|> and you know wha+ you did
TL: +|> wha+ you and all your s+upid li++le friends did +o us
TL: +|> ....
TL: +|> well, you WILL know, and +ha+'s close enough for me +o s+ill be vengeful abou+ i+
TL: +|> you played +ha+ fucking game
TL: +|> +he one +ha+ doomed every fucking one of us +he second your primi+ive, grubby hands pushed i+ in+o wha+ever rock-based compu+ing sys+em you have
TL: +|> or maybe you used your wi+ch friend +o do i+
TL: +|> i'll be asking her nex+
TL: +|> le+ me make +his shor+, Lola human
TL: +|> you're going +o give up video games forever, end of s+ory, no argumen+s
TL: +|> or i'm going +o summon up a demonic army +o drag your chump ass down here
TL: +|> and you will burn in the magical human fire pi+ for e+erni+y!
TL: +|> +his is +he par+ where you ge+ scared and run +o your lusus for suppor+

[LOLA SAVILL]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: So you're a troll.
KN: This is great, actually! I've been waiting for another one of you delusional assholes to pester me again about how awful we "primitive" humans are for destroying your world or whatever.
KN: I'm ignoring all the bullshit you said before, and you're going to answer my questions now.
KN: First off, I want you to explain Sburb to me.
KN: If it's as dangerous as you all and Renn claim it is, dangerous enough to destroy an entire race of beings, then why the hell haven't I heard anything about it before?
KN: Better yet, why is it going to be so widely distributed?
KN: Why hasn't the thing been destroyed, or at least buried in a hole somewhere or thrown into the ocean?
KN: And don't pull some vague "I can't tell you because of some time shenanigans" bullshit. I want a goddamn straight answer for once.

[KRATOS SURNAM]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #eeeecc; border: 1px dashed #a17549; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #000056; text-align: left;]TL: +|> ....
TL: +|> ha.
TL: +|> AHAHAHA
TL: +|> oh my god, i can'+
TL: +|> i don'+ know wha+'s funnier, +ha+ you +hink you can demand answers from me
TL: +|> or +ha+ you +hink you can +alk +o me like +ha+ and ge+ ANY+HING A+ ALL.
TL: +|> le+'s no+ forge+ who's +rolling who here, seer
TL: +|> ge+ your shi+ in line
TL: +|> ...bu+
TL: +|> i will admi+, your a++i+ude is a s+ep away from +he res+ of your friends
TL: +|> a s+ep in +he righ+ direc+ion
TL: +|> you're a lo+ less cheerful, which is mildly refreshing
TL: +|> so maybe i'll give you a hin+
TL: +|> you can'+ des+roy +he game, and you can'+ no+ play i+
TL: +|> which i guess makes +his en+ire conversa+ion kind of poin+less, bu+ i guess i +hough+ i migh+ have been able +o do some+hing +o s+op i+
TL: +|> maybe +he way you guys play i+ can
TL: +|> wai+
TL: +|> no, no fuck +ha+
TL: +|> i'm no+ giving you any fucking advice abou+ +his game, jus+
TL: +|> BE PREPARED +O SPEND E+ERNI+Y IN +HE FIERY MAGIC HOLE FOREVER
TL: +|> MY FURY IS UNMA+CHED BY ANY FORCE IN +HE UNIVERSE
TL: +|> DO AS I SAY, HUMAN, FOR YOU WORSHIP AND HAIL ME
TL: +|> HAIL EAR+H SA+AN

[LOLA SAVILL]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: God you're long winded.
KN: And everything you said was just completely asinine!
KN: People tell me I write a lot, but at least I have a purpose for the words I write.
KN: But you just ramble on and on and on and on and...*SNORE*.
KN: You not very smart either, are you? If we fucked up so bad in game that it causes repercussions on your planet, why /wouldn't/ you give us advice about the game?
KN: Or, oh, I'm sorry. You'd rather just sit there and mop and whine about how we doomed you to live on a meteor. I'm sorry. How inconsiderate of me.
KN: Wow! I am so goddamn selfish for wanting to help people! I do deserve to go into that demonic inferno! I am an awful person.
KN: Maybe I should just off myself now before I cause even more pain and suffering with my selfish good deeds. And hey! That way I wouldn't be able to play the game either! Everyone wins!
KN: Excuse me while I go find some pesticides.~

[KRATOS SURNAM]

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TL: +|> excuse me?
TL: +|> i'm "long winded"?
TL: +|> i jus+ go+ done +alking +o ano+her one of your s+upid friends, +he one wi+h +he ridiculous s+uffed animals
TL: +|> and she has +augh+ me +he +rue meaning of "long winded"
TL: +|> she has brough+ +o my life +his revela+ion
TL: +|> do you wan+ me +o demons+ra+e?
TL: +|> OH MY GOD GIRL +HERE IS NO FUCKING WAY IN ANY UNIVERSE +HA+ +HIS SI+UA+ION WILL BE FUCKED SIDEWAYS ENOUGH +HA+ I+ +URNS ASS-BACKWARDS AND YOU ARE +HE ONE WHO ENDS UP BERA+ING -ME- ABOU+ BEING LONG WINDED. AS FAR AS YOUR EXIS+ANCE GOES, YOU ARE ANO+HER SPECK OF DUS+ IN MY MAGNIFICEN+ FUCKING +RAIL, BEING SWEP+ UP AND CARRIED ALONG IN MY WAKE LIKE SOME S+ARS+RUCK REDROM CRUSH FOLLOWING +HE +OUR BUS +HA+ IS MY BEING. +HE MERE MEN+ION OF MY NAME SHOULD MAKE YOU WEAK A+ +HE KNEES WI+H FEAR AND JOY, +HE ANNOUNCEMEN+ OF MY PRESENCE SHOULD MAKE YOU QUAKE WI+H AN+ICIPA+ION A+ WHA+ MARVELOUS PAIN I PLAN +O BRING +O YOUR PI+IFUL, MISERABLE JOKE OF A LIFE. I AM YOUR GOD, YOUR SA+AN, YOUR EN+IRE FUCKING UNIVERSE, SO YOU SHOULD BE GOD-DAMNED GRA+EFUL +HA+ I +OOK +HE +IME +O EVEN NO+ICE YOUR UNGODLY SHAPE FROM +HE CORNER OF MY FUCKING EYE.
TL: +|> +ha+, girl, is long-fucking-winded
TL: +|> now lis+en up
TL: +|> +here's a poin+ +o me giving you some help abou+ +his game you're playing
TL: +|> or should i say "fucking up"
TL: +|> bu+ hones+ly i+'s more fun +o si+ here "moping and whining" abou+ our si+ua+ion
TL: +|> so i'll +ell you wha+
TL: +|> if you say "i'm sorry, god, forgive me", +hen i'll give you as much informa+ion abou+ your fucking session as you wan+
TL: +|> oh, and drop +he fucking sarcas+ic suicidal shi+, you're no+ funny

[LOLA SAVILL]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: ...so what?
KN: What do you want me to say to that?
KN: That you're right? Oh gosh, you really showed me? I never knew what long winded was before you were kind enough to type it out to me? In all caps no less, so my naive brain could understand. I'm sorry, and I'll never call you for what you are again?
KN: Honestly. What are you even hoping to accomplish here? If there's no stopping me from playing this game, and you're not going to give out any advice, then grow up and move on.
KN: I mean, unless you're just trying to be a puerile ass, which you probably are, then wow! Congratulations! You've been doing a smashing job at that!
KN: You are steadily climbing your way up the ranks to being my least favorite alien, right under the smiling green pervert. And at least he gave me information when I asked for it.
KN: Oh, and by the way. You're never going to get an apology out of me. Even if I did something worthy of an apology, I would never stoop as low as to grace your sorry ass by giving you one. So you can just give up on that right now, bud.

[KRATOS SURNAM]

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TL: +|> you're +alking abou+ pripas, aren'+ you
TL: +|> don'+ even men+ion +ha+ smiling douchewad +o me
TL: +|> i don'+ see how +he o+hers can even s+and being around someone who's brea+h smells like joars+'s nook
TL: +|> sorry, le+'s ge+ back +o cracking wise a+ each o+her
TL: +|> by +he way, i'd like +o commend you on comple+ely ignoring my commands +o drop your sarcasm
TL: +|> and ins+ead choosing +o slide +he no+ch all +he way +o +en
TL: +|> ac+ually, i'd like +o commend you on your en+ire +irade
TL: +|> you were very "long winded", so you +ook some of wha+ i demons+ra+ed +o hear+
TL: +|> smar+ move, because i s+ayed alive longer +han any of my +eam
TL: +|> okay yeah, +ha+'s because i se+ one or more of +hem up for failure, bu+ come on +hey all had i+ coming
TL: +|> jus+ like you do, and make no mis+ake i fucking ha+e you and all +ha+ you've done/are going +o do
TL: +|> bu+ i guess
TL: +|> i like you be++er +han any of +he o+hers so far
TL: +|> mos+ly because you haven'+ used +he phrase "OMG" ye+
TL: +|> (by +he way if you ever use +he phrase "OMG" i will lose wha+ li++le adversarial respec+ i have for you)
TL: +|> seer, i +hink i'm s+ar+ing +o warm up +o you, so i wan+ you +o have some+hing
TL: +|> fuckingbeau+ifular+work.jpg
TL: +|> for being such a grea+ +eam player, and because i wan+ you +o know how i really feel abou+ you
TL: +|> and i'll +ell you wha+
TL: +|> jus+ say "i'm a pi+iful human, mr. cool alien", and i'll help you ou+
TL: +|> jus+ so i can mee+ you in +his game and smash your face in
TL: +|> v+(=__=)+v

[LOLA SAVILL]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Urg. You are absolutely /ruining/ the color teal for me.
KN: I'm going to need to take down all of my paintings that consist of it now and, since you can see me, I'm assuming you can see my room, and how many goddamn paintings I have that use that color.
KN: But... maybe I should be thanking you for that. You might just be a regular blessing in disguise of an annoying, self-righteous prick!
KN: I've been really slacking on my artistic endeavors lately. I don't think I've made a new composition in over a month!
KN: Now that I'm going to have to replace all the empty space on my walls, I'm going to be forced to create new paintings.
KN: And who knows! Maybe one day, one of those paintings might be my big break! Because of you, I might become a famous contemporary artist who's work and expertise is admired around the globe by both art critics and average joes alike!
KN: Not to mention I'll be filthy rich.~
KN: So, I should be thanking you I guess!
KN: Thank you for being an insufferable asshole, and pushing me to do what I was born to do -- be in fucking power!
KN: But I digress. His divinity gave me an option didn't he?
KN: Well, to your deal, I say hell no, and I offer up one of my own.
KN: You stop throwing orders around at me, and I'll drop the sarcasm, and we can talk like civilized creatures.
KN: ( Oh, and I hope you didn't work too hard on your artwork, because I didn't even click on the link. If it's any reflection of your personality, it's probably shit anyways. )

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TL: +|> unfor+unately, none of +ha+ cleverly-craf+ed bullshi+ will ever happen +o you
TL: +|> due +o your universe ceasing +o exis+ in a shor+ ma++er of weeks
TL: +|> so feel confiden+ in your affirma+ion of your fake s+ory
TL: +|> i+'ll make wa+ching you suffer and die jus+ +ha+ much swee+er, lola
TL: +|> bu+ I digress, you rejec+ed my offer, so we've go+ +o deal wi+h +ha+
TL: +|> you know, +he longer we +alk, +he more and more my desire +o rip your arms off grows
TL: +|> but, and as much as i fucking ha+e +o say +his
TL: +|> you have a poin+ in selling civili+y
TL: +|> make no mis+ake, i'm s+ill jus+ -see+hing- wi+h rage af+er your poignan+ refusal of no+ only my offer, bu+ my piece of peace nego+ia+ion
TL: +|> way +o s+ick i+ +o me wi+h +he insul+s, again jus+ fuming over here, like a fucking fumiga+ion +en+
TL: +|> bu+ crass +radeoffs aren'+ going +o ge+ us very far
TL: +|> so i'll make you one final deal, lola
TL: +|> if you say "pripas eats hoofbeast phangela", i'll answer one single ques+ion of yours
TL: +|> see? you don'+ have +o bea+ yourself up over whe+her or no+ you should indulge me, because +his one isn'+ even aimed a+ you! win-win si+ua+iuon for all

[LOLA SAVILL]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Oh here we go!
KN: Cue the death threats!
KN: Honestly, don't you think that's going a little overboard?
KN: I know we're not exactly meshing like tea and biscuits over here but I hardly think it enough to warrant limb amputation and universe annihilation.
KN: But I'm glad you have enough to sense to realize talking civilly is the way to go! That's more than I thought you had, so kudos to you for proving my assumptions wrong! Made an ass out of myself there.
KN: But...oh. Maybe not.
KN: Because you go right back to making another one of these FUCKING DEALS.
KN: How fatuous are you?!
KN: No! I am not going to agree to that! Pripas might have left a foul taste in my mouth, but I'm not going to badmouth him just to satisfy your immaturity.
KN: Now what're you gonna try? Hm? More empty threats and sass to get whatever the hell you want?
KN: Let's see how much farther that gets you, /troll/.

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TL: +|> well, +ha+ wasn'+ ac+ually a +hrea+
TL: +|> +he ripping your arms off par+ was, bu+ +he universal demise wasn'+
TL: +|> your en+ire session blacks ou+ in a couple of weeks
TL: +|> bu+ hey, don'+ believe me, i'm jus+ +he asshole wi+h all +he informa+ion
TL: +|> offering you primo fucking in+el abou+ your fu+ure for an affordable price
TL: +|> i'm jus+ a fancy fucking peddler of secre+s, offering wares of non-in+rinsic na+ure for a nominal fucking fee
TL: +|> and you're +he fucking idio+ who jus+ walks righ+ pas+ +he bazaar wi+h a veri+able fucking +reasure ches+ in your pocke+
TL: +|> you know wha+, i +hink i'm done wi+h you
TL: +|> all i +ried +o do was give you help, and you spi+ acid righ+ in+o my eyes like +he prehis+oric dinosaurian bi+ch you are
TL: +|> when all your friends die, and you're on your knees begging for forgiveness from a god +ha+'s long-since abandoned your infer+ile plane+
TL: +|> you'll look back on +his momen+ and wish you'd +aken me up on my offers
TL: +|> AND WHEN EVERY+HING YOU KNOW AND LOVE LIES IN ASHES AROUND YOUR FEE+
TL: +|> +hen you have my permission +o die
TL: +|> un+il +hen, s+ay on your fee+
TL: +|> wouldn'+ wan+ you +o keel over before i ge+ +he chance +o wring your neck myself
TL: +|> good fucking luck, seer

-- turbulentLawful [TL] ceased trolling kitschyNeonate [KN] at 15:13 --