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Post by paranormal on Aug 31, 2012 12:08:02 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #323232; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 1f9400; text-align: left;] DL: Saluations, Maroni. I suggest you actually bother REPLYING this time, because frankly- putting up with your mircoscopic attention span is just about the most pitiful annoyance, I've ever dealt with. DL: ... No reply, I see. DL: Do you even have a brain? Because generally, you're just in lieu of any intelligence, whatsoever. DL: In fact, I just had an epiphany- why am I even wasting the limited amount of alloted time I have; for a redundant conversation with a neanderthal. DL: Oh, that's right-it would seem as if NO ONE is replying EITHER... Therefore, I've sunk to such an all-time low as to be conversing with you. DL: Consider this an honor. DL: Say something. O god, like seriously what's so interesting that you can't even acknowlege my existence. DL: -Flails about arms- Hello? Babe? Maroni! I'm talking to you here; I just require the slightest shread of your attention. DL: Do you hear that annoying beeping noise? That is a manifestation of me -flailing about- attempting to draw your attention to the application, referred to as Pesterchum. And if you're offline. At least, have the decency to log off- rather than leaving some moron to talk to himself. DL: Ugh.
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Post by babe on Aug 31, 2012 20:12:54 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 1aa4ff; text-align: left;]PC: OH HEY MAN PC: sorry bro, i was swimming! PC: yeah, i Shouldve Put It On Away! PC: MY BAD PC: hehe youre always so fun to talk to :D PC: but yeah i heard you got shoved into a locker :CCC PC: which is lamer than butts in a trunk on a hump in a dump PC: a butt trunk hump dump. PC: i was goign to check up you up after my swim PC: YOU OKAY BROTHER D:
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Post by paranormal on Aug 31, 2012 20:29:08 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #323232; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 1f9400; text-align: left;] DL: ... Oh, there you are. FINALLY. DL: Wait. What? Who told you about that? Was it GL? She's always getting on my case about this shit. Who told you??? DL: And yes, I realize it was utterly pathetic. Physical strength could hardly be considered my forte, just as observance could hardly be placed as yours. DL: Question- but why-ever would a dump be in the situation where it would have a hump, or much rather a trunk (I'm assuming you mean that of a vehicle) filled with buttocks. DL: Would said body parts be severed from the rest of their corresponding bodies? Or are they in the trunk? DL: That's some horribly graphic imagery. I hope you know that. Perhaps, some mental attention should be in hand? Anyone aware of where the nearest mental asylum is?
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Post by babe on Sept 16, 2012 15:45:21 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 1aa4ff; text-align: left;]PC: i dont remember man PC: i just remember worrying if you were okay DDD: PC: but yeah i think it was Lola PC: or Pete PC: maybe even Wong??? PC: WHATS IMPORTANT IS IF YOURE OKAY MANG PC: i dealed with bullys a lot when i was still in public school PC: so i dont think its Pathetic as it is Mean and Unfair yo PC: i wouldve so flipped my Justice Guts if i was there PC: id be all like "NO SUCKAS GET YOUR MALIGN MITTS OFF MA BOSOM" PC: and wouldve pulled a bunch of cool BA stunts to disarm em and scare em off PC: cause schoolyard bullys totes carry around pipes and chains and bats n junk PC: BUT ID BE UNTOUCHABLE PC: Im A Young Bruce Lee man PC: Thats Who I Am PC: but yeah PC: butts are funny PC: dont yu think so??? PC: and dumps have plenty of humps PC: and trunks PC: so its even funnier to think that one of those trunks contain butts PC: thus PC: a butt trunk hump dump PC: but wait thats supposed to be lame PC: so its a LAME butt trunk hump dump PC: snd the nearest asylum is abandoned PC: SO FLIP TO THE DIP WITH THAT NOISE
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