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Post by WONG CHENLEI on Sept 18, 2012 16:40:48 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #545454; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: gold; text-align: left;]WONG: Sis.
WONG: Not that I am second judging your driving skills, or 'backseat' driving.
WONG: But, isn't our vehicular celerity a bit...
WONG: excessive?
WONG: That poor man's toupee was blown off in our wake.
WONG: I think that we should, perhaps,
WONG: consider slowing down until we get to a major highway?
WONG: If that isn't too much to ask.
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Post by JENY CHENLEI on Sept 18, 2012 18:15:30 GMT -5
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AS: Now don’t get your underwear in a bunch.
AS: This is supposed to be fun~! ♪(┌・。・)┌
AS: Well, I’m having fun; it’s so exciting to go so fast. (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ
AS: But sadly we have places to go and people to see. So, slowing down isn’t an option. (¬‿¬)
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Post by PARCAE PELTIS on Sept 18, 2012 18:23:52 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #545454; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: gold; text-align: left;]WONG: If my underpants were, as you indicate, in a 'bunch' it would be because the speed you are driving at has welded them to my posterior!
WONG: Aren't you worried about attracting attention?
WONG: This seems rather liable to become high profile! I bet we will become one of those police shows.
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Post by JENY CHENLEI on Sept 18, 2012 18:37:07 GMT -5
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AS: You need to lighten up. ~(ouo~)
AS: Well, we’re getting close to the highway.
AS: Can’t you see it? The open road is ahead of us! (^_−)☆
AS: Then I just get to go faster. <(￣︶￣)>
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Post by WONG CHENLEI on Sept 18, 2012 18:40:00 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #545454; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: gold; text-align: left;]WONG: ...
WONG: It's possible to push this poor contraption even faster?
WONG: What if we crash?
WONG: There won't be enough pieces left for a forensic analyst to do more than shake their head in disgruntled bemusement!
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Post by JENY CHENLEI on Sept 18, 2012 18:47:22 GMT -5
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AS: Do you trust me? ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
AS: I can take my hands off the wheel and nothing bad will happen.
AS: See; watch. ＼（＠￣∇￣＠）／
AS: Nothing bad is happening! (*≧▽≦)
AS: Just sit back and enjoy the ride. Or else you’ll miss beautiful scenery that’ll be passing by. (ﾉ´ｰ`)ﾉ
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Post by WONG CHENLEI on Sept 18, 2012 18:53:01 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #545454; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: gold; text-align: left;]WONG: Of course I tru-
(He promptly stops trusting her and also his English as his eyes bulge comically open as she releases her hands from the steering wheel)
WONG: AHHHHH!
WONG: LES MAINS!
WONG: AU-DESSUS!
WONG: LE VOLANT!
(Wong nearly leaps out to grab the steering wheel - which probably would have killed them - but is impeded from this move by his broken leg)
WONG: Sis! Don't do that!
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Post by JENY CHENLEI on Sept 18, 2012 19:04:57 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #FFF8C6; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: maroon; text-align: left;] AS: NE TOUCHEZ PAS LA ROUE! (A deep growl emanated from the back of her throat.) AS: Jesus Christ, if you didn’t have a broken now you sure would have. (Her knuckles turned white as her grip tightened up on the wheel) AS: Ok, I won’t do that again. (~_~  AS: … AS: How’s your leg? |
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Post by WONG CHENLEI on Sept 18, 2012 19:12:09 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #545454; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: gold; text-align: left;]WONG: My leg is perfectly correct!
WONG: Um. Perfectly alright, I mean.
WONG: Sorry, you just surprised me.
WONG: I mean, I guess I should have expected something like this,
WONG: but clearly I was not mentally prepared!
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Post by JENY CHENLEI on Sept 18, 2012 19:22:26 GMT -5
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AS: That’s good.
AS: I would hate to see you hurt more.
AS: But you’ve been with me for the past 16 years. I thought you would be able to expect the unexpected. (¬‿¬)
AS: There is no getting mentally prepared. Feet first into the water! ~(ovo~)
AS: You know, if anything I do doesn’t feel right, you can always tell me. ＼(>o<)ノ
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Post by WONG CHENLEI on Sept 18, 2012 19:25:23 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #545454; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: gold; text-align: left;]WONG: I thought I did...?
WONG: Vociferously, even!
WONG: And yes,
WONG: but you know how it is.
WONG: Even being prepared is not enough to be 'prepared!'
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Post by JENY CHENLEI on Sept 18, 2012 19:37:21 GMT -5
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AS: Huh? You do?
AS: Heh heh heh, that’s why I just go with the flow~ “ヽ(´▽｀)ノ”
AS: And look we’re already on the highway! └(^o^ )Ｘ( ^o^)┘
AS: We’ll head through Albany, and up to Buffalo, down to Cleveland, through Chicago, and then we’ll cut through Wisconsin and through Minneapolis, hit North Dakota, and Minnesota, through Idaho.
AS: Then BAM! L(・o・)」
AS: We’re in Washington State. (ﾉﾟ0ﾟ)ﾉ~
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Post by WONG CHENLEI on Sept 18, 2012 19:40:27 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #545454; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: gold; text-align: left;]WONG: That's basically all of the United States!
WONG: Well, a good chunk of it!
WONG: Or a good part of the northern half anyway.
WONG: Are you certain that you can make the trip in two days?
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Post by JENY CHENLEI on Sept 18, 2012 19:49:47 GMT -5
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AS: Heh heh, yep, I’m pretty pumped to see the western part of the US. I heard it’s beautiful, maybe that’s something we need~ ( ＾∇＾)
AS: But are you underestimate my powers young one. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
AS: I can totally do this in two days. Minnesota will be my halfway mark so I can take a short nap and then it’ll be the last leg. ヽ(;^o^ヽ)
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Post by WONG CHENLEI on Sept 18, 2012 21:07:01 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #545454; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: gold; text-align: left;]WONG: Okay!
WONG: If you say you can do it, I believe you!
WONG: But let's not push it, okay? We should probably stop for condiments and refreshments on a semi-routine basis.
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