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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 1:11:57 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]nirvanicImperator [NI] began trolling kitschyNeonate [KN] at --:--
NI: Y0u there
NI: Human
NI: Y0u d1sgust me.
NI: N0t y0u humans 1n genera1, y0u're k1nd 0f fasc1nat1ng
NI: But y0u spec1f1ca11y d1sgust me
NI: 1f 1 had s0me way 0f manag1ng 1t 1 w0u1d b10w y0u up
NI: Y0u 0bv10us1y have the m0st dep10rab1e b100d
NI: 1t's s0 br1ght and h0rr1fy1ng, h0w can y0u 11ve w1th y0urse1f?
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 20, 2012 1:48:09 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Well hey! It's nice to meet you too, you self righteous bitch.~
KN: You really know how to make a first impression, don't you?
KN: Honestly. That was magnificent. You really ought to teach a seminar on how to approach people. I bet you could rescue a lot of thirty year old virgins from their lives of solitude in their mother's basement.
KN: And I have no idea idea what the hell you're talking about blood color for. We've all got this same thick, crimson liquid in our veins.
KN: So unless you're some kind of human-insect hybrid with some hemoglobin baren, mint green blood, you really need to get your head out of your ass.
KN: And if you are, well then hey sweetie. Let's talk some more~
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 1:54:11 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: S0 a11 humans have red b100d?
NI: That 1s 1nterest1ng, th0ugh 1t then ra1ses a very 1mp0rtant quest10n.
NI: Why d0 y0u ch00se, then, t0 type 1n that atr0c10us c010r?
NI: 1t's a1m0st 1mp0ss1b1e t0 take y0u ser10us1y when 1 kn0w 1t's there.
NI: D0n't even ta1k ab0ut the greenb100ds, the fact that they st111 ex1st 1s pr00f that 1'm n0t yet ready t0 ru1e, but 1'11 get them s00n en0ugh.
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 20, 2012 2:15:13 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Um, yeah? Where the hell are you from, Sherlock?
KN: ...oh wait. Don't tell me.
KN: You're not another one of these crazy smut role players, are you?
KN: Oh great William Kirby...how the hell do you all keep finding me?!
KN: This is some kind of sick joke.
KN: I am NOT into this kind of shit. So just leave me alone, alright?
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 2:20:16 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: An0ther 0ne? Wh0 e1se d1d y0u ta1k t0? 1t's very 1mp0rtant y0u te11 me.
NI: Because there are s0me members 0f my race that sh0u1dn't be ta1k1ng, per10d.
NI: 1'm w0rk1ng 0n snuff1ng them 0ut, 1f y0u d1dn't a1ready get that.
NI: 1'm ta1k1ng ab0ut greenb100ds.
NI: Actua11y just answer me whether h1s/her text was green 0r n0t.
NI: A1s0 1f 1t was, never ment10n me 1n the same breath un1ess 1t's t0 te11 me what a g00d j0b 1'm d01ng b10w1ng them a11 up.
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 20, 2012 2:31:35 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Oh, great.
KN: You're one of those kinky ones who gets their kicks off of the violent genre of the act, aren't you?
KN: How did I get so lucky?
KN: But, alright. I'll play along for the moment, if only in hopes to get you to leave me the fuck be.
KN: His name was Pripas, and yes. His text was green.
KN: More of a dark forest green, but a green nonetheless.
KN: Happy?
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 8:51:28 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: N0, 1'm n0t happy
NI: He sh0u1d n0t be ta1k1ng t0 y0u humans, he's a h0rr1b1e ambassad0r f0r 0ur race.
NI: H0pefu11y 1t was just y0u and y0ur d1sgust1ng green text. 1 bet the ent1re c0nversat10n was repu1s1ve.
NI: Hang 0n, 1 need t0 d0 s0meth1ng ab0ut that.
NI: 0kay d0ne, h0pefu11y h1s stup1d k1smes1s d0esn't st0p 1t th1s t1me.
NI: 1 swear n0b0dy understands my perfect1y 1nn0cent 1ntent10ns here. They a1ways th1nk 1'm 0verreact1ng 0r be1ng t00 v101ent t0ward th0se d1sgust1ng creatures.
NI: Y0u kn0w what 1 mean?
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 20, 2012 13:43:41 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Oh, yes. Of course.
KN: Because killing off someone, even if they are a smiley creep, is totally and completely innocent.
KN: You are in the realm of newborn babies and puppies in terms of innocent here.
KN: But I am curious.
KN: What "race" do you weirdos like to think you are, anyways?
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 13:48:51 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 1t's m0re 1nn0cent than y0u th1nk, when 1t c0mes t0 greenb100ds.
NI: 1 mean 1 kn0w 1'd want s0me0ne t0 k111 me 1f 1 had that f11thy c010r runn1ng thr0ugh my ve1ns.
NI: 0h, and 1 guess that use1ess n1tw1t d1dn't exp1a1n anyth1ng 1mp0rtant t0 y0u, e1ther.
NI: We're tr011s, but y0u pr0bab1y kn0w us better fr0m whatever 10usy panthe0n y0u humans have created, s1nce we are y0ur true g0ds.
NI: 1 happen t0 be the 1eader 0f them, s0 y0u're ta1k1ng t0 the h1ghest g0d.
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 21, 2012 20:49:33 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: ...oh! I get it now.
KN: Well! Aren't you just so clever~?!
KN: You're "trolls"! Oh, that's rich.
KN: Alright very funny, you've had your laugh now I'm sure. I'm so happy that I could entertain you for this long.
KN: But now the jig is up. So either drop the act, or leave me the fuck alone.
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Post by isixis on Aug 21, 2012 20:57:39 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: Y0u c0u1d 0n1y w1sh t0 be enterta1ned by 0ne 0f my status
NI: We are tr011s, that 1s 0ur race, n0t s0me stup1d human th1ng.
NI: Ser10us1y what 1s that?
NI: Y0u rea11ze h0w stup1d y0u 100k, try1ng t0 s0und s0 smart and w1tty 11ke y0u've f1gured s0meth1ng 0ut when y0u're just d1gg1ng y0ur 0wn c0rpseh01e.
NI: 1 w1sh 1 c0u1d sh0w y0u the stup1d 100k 0n y0ur face, g0 get a m1rr0r 0r s0meth1ng.
NI: Y0u're a11 11ke "durr 1'm a stup1d, 10usy human and 1 fa11 t0 rec0gn1ze the greater be1ng 1'm ta1k1ng t0 when she spe11s 1t 0ut s0 p1a1n1y t0 me durrr!"
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 21, 2012 22:07:49 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Oh man, you really are into this, aren't you?
KN: I've dealt with a lot of trolls in my time, but you really thought everything out.
KN: Well, I guess I have to give you some credit for being so dedicated to this whole charade.
KN: You might be able to trick some other "stup1d, l0usy human", but you're not going to fool me.
KN: But, I will admit, now you've got me intrigued.
KN: Please, do tell me more about you "trolls".~
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Post by isixis on Aug 21, 2012 22:14:33 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: Why sh0u1d 1 st00p t0 such a 1eve1 as t0 be the 0ne t0 'exp1a1n' tr011s t0 y0u?
NI: 1mag1ne everyth1ng that y0u aren't, a11 the perfect th1ngs y0u c0u1d 0n1y w1sh t0 be
NI: That 1s a tr011.
NI: That 1s why we're s0 much better than y0u 1n every way.
NI: 1f y0u want m0re deta11s ab0ut 1t then g0 back t0 that grubby s1udgeb100d and get h1m t0 exp1a1n 1t.
NI: 1'm sure y0u tw0 w111 get a10ng fam0us1y, the dredges 0f tr011 k1nd m1ng11ng w1th stup1d ha1r1ess apes wh0 can bare1y f1gure 0ut h0w t0 get t0 the1r 0wn m00n.
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 22, 2012 14:53:05 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Uh-huh.
KN: Look, sweetie. The insults are getting kind of redundant by now.
KN: We're stupid, and incompetent, I get it.
KN: But if you really are so much higher above us on the evolutionary chain, then why the hell are you wasting your time arguing with me?
KN: In fact, why did you even pester me in the first place?
KN: Surely you have more important things to do than debate over who's the bigger idiot with little old me.~
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Post by isixis on Aug 23, 2012 20:30:22 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 1 had better th1ngs t0 d0 0nce up0n a t1me.
NI: But then y0u and y0ur 10usy race went and fucked that a11 up 0n us.
NI: 1 want y0u t0 kn0w 1 b1ame y0u guys f0r everyth1ng that 1s wr0ng w1th my 11fe r1ght n0w.
NI: And because 0f y0u guys 1 rea11y d0n't have anyth1ng better t0 d0 than t0 debate wh0's the b1gger 1d10t w1th 11tt1e 01d y0u.
NI: The answer 1s y0u, by the way.
NI: Y0u're the b1gger 1d10t.
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