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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 21:46:09 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]nirvanicImperator [NI] began trolling daemonicLuminosity [DL] at --:--
NI: 0kay, hang 0n a m0ment.
NI: 1'm g01ng t0 b10w y0ur m1nd here 1n a b1t, but f1rst 1 have t0 just
NI: Reve1 at the fact that TW0 0f y0ur stup1d, ap1sh race dec1ded t0 use that d1sgust1ng c010r.
NI: 1 just
NI: 1 can't
NI: 1 can't even understand h0w y0ur pr1m1t1ve m1nds w0rk.
NI: Can y0u 11ke set a b0mb 0ff at y0ur feet 0r s0meth1ng?
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Post by paranormal on Aug 20, 2012 22:01:32 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #323232; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 1f9400; text-align: left;] DL: O for the love of- Seriously, another demented colour-obsessed doushbag? Lovely start to the week- all this frothing nonsense is.
DL: I'll just assume I know what you're talking about then; because APPARENTLY I'm FAR TO IGNORANT to accept the insanity that is the blithering fruity asshole nonsense that you preach. Be it FAR from me to question the authority of the "GODS".
DL: A bomb? Whatever for? As much as you are dripping of malice for me; at least get off your lazy ass and exile my existence yourself.
DL: Colo(u)r? What colour? You mean green? It's a fucking amalgamation of yellow and blue; Get over it. What sort of colour are you typing in then? I don't see how that's any better.
DL: But really, alphanumerical typing? Seriously? I don't see why you keep changing your chumhandle and style just to troll me. What, am I seriously that interesting? Oogle at the primitive species then.
DL: And what would you be? A vampyre?
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 22:05:41 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: Y0u rea11y d0n't see much, d0 y0u?
NI: Are y0u b11nd 0r s0meth1ng, because 1 can make a pr0sthet1c eye that attaches t0 the 0pt1ca1 nerve 1ns1de y0ur d0me.
NI: A11 y0u need t0 d0 1s change y0ur c010r and 1'11 even g1ve y0u the b1uepr1nts.
NI: Th0ugh 1 d0ubt y0ur 10usy and underdeve10ped human th1nkpan can c0mprehend the c0mp1ex1t1es that g0 w1th 1t.
NI: Y0u sa1d an0ther, wh0 e1se has c0ntacted y0u?
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Post by paranormal on Aug 20, 2012 22:18:05 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #323232; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 1f9400; text-align: left;] DL: Hold up, there's MORE of you? I assumed it was only one idiot rambling on about my stupidity and bullshit antics that "apparently" I'll encounter in the future.
DL: O, and I would have changed my text colour; but really, I'd rather just spite you.
DL: It's FAR more entertaining for me this way.
DL: As for your question, I don't quite recall- It was a while back, I suspect the text colour was- O look, my primitive human "thinkpan" seems to have lost said information.
DL: Guess us humanoids are like that; forgetful and ignorant species, are we not? Well, OBVIOUSLY we pale in comparison to the "gods" of delusional idiocy.
DL: But, that's not what you're here to flamboyancy declare is it? So, what is it this time? A hostile take-over? Perhaps, the upcoming apocalypse? A bombing?
DL: My curiosity is simply ricocheting off the walls of my so-called "undeveloped think-pan".
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 22:24:44 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: Y0u type way t00 much, 1t's 1rr1tat1ng.
NI: And sure, c0nt1nue t0 d0 that, t00, t0 sp1te me.
NI: 0n1y means y0u waste y0ur 0wn t1me be1ng use1ess.
NI: Y0u were a1ready unf0rtunate en0ugh t0 be b0rn human
NI: And then y0u g0 and se1ect that putr1d c010r f0r y0urse1f.
NI: And n0w y0u just waste y0ur 0wn t1me ramb11ng 0n ab0ut fr1v011t1es.
NI: H0w d0es 1t fee1 t0 0ff1c1a11y be the w0rst human 1've met?
NI: The p00rest examp1e 0f y0ur ent1re race, a b1ack mark 0n y0ur spec1es 1n the eyes 0f the h1ghest am0ng y0ur g0ds.
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Post by paranormal on Aug 20, 2012 22:41:39 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #323232; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 1f9400; text-align: left;] DL: Interestingly enough, I don't really give a fuck. The human race was pretty deluded prior to my existence approximately 14 years ago. And how old would you be; I'll assume something similar due to your juvenile behavior. Tsk Tsk, hasn't you mother taught you any manners, good sir.
DL: And which deities would you be taking the role of; the Greeks? the Nordics? Perhaps, Egyptian?
DL: You know you think you'd be less spiteful to that of your own creation and design. Aren't we suppose to be formed from your image or whatnot.
DL: Are you seriously THAT self-deprecating that you have to construct something for the mere purpose of hating?
DL: Man, create a universe and now you've sunk down to arguing with the apparent "black mark" of your malice-filled design. I pity you.
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 22:47:45 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: Trust me, 1 have y0ur ent1re h1st0ry, a11 0f y0ur be1ng at my d1sp0sa1.
NI: F0r me 1t has happened 1n the span 0f sec0nds and 1t's a11 access1b1e.
NI: 1 am n0ne 0f y0ur pathet1c 1dea11st1c de1t1es, created 1n y0ur 1mage t0 f111 the ach1ng need 1n y0ur redb100ded ve1ns.
NI: 1 am 0ne 0f y0ur true g0ds, y0ur true creat0rs, the h1ghest f0rm 0f 11fe am0ng them actua11y, the greatest 0f y0ur g0ds.
NI: And t0 be frank y0u were created 0ut 0f a c0mp1ete acc1dent, a freak c0111s10n 0f unf0rtunate fact0rs. 1f y0u were tru1y my creat10n y0u w0u1d n0t be near1y as dep10rab1e.
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Post by paranormal on Aug 20, 2012 23:07:04 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #323232; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 1f9400; text-align: left;] DL: An accident, a mistake, a nuisance, etc. I've been called a lot worse; so I suggest you get a bit more creative with your insults. But, seeing as you have my entire history at hand~ I'm sure you'd know that already, if you were attentive enough, that is.
DL: Although, the revelation that the entire world was created due to a manner of slight mistakes and mis-steps of the overly self-deprecating deities. That's deep.
DL: Guess that further justifies the worthlessness of this black mark, doesn't it.
DL: Than again, I must have achieved some sort of passage of right by arguing with the "Highest of Gods". What do you have to do around here to become a god? Purchase some illegitimate document over Ebay?
DL: There doesn't appear to be a lot to this criteria.
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 23:13:39 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: Actua11y y0u're g01ng t0 f1nd 0ut rea1 s00n what 1t takes.
NI: Y0u're g01ng t0 be g01ng thr0ugh the pr0cess y0urse1f.
NI: But y0u're g01ng t0 fa11 at 1t, because y0u're underdeve10ped grey matter can't pr0per1y hand1e the sca1e 0f th1ngs.
NI: Y0u and y0ur fr1ends are g01ng t0 bumb1e thr0ugh unt11 y0u 1nev1tab1y make a huge mess 0f everyth1ng.
NI: Whatever 1t 1s y0u d0 1s the m1stake that ru1ns 0ur creat10n, thus creat1ng y0u.
NI: And because y0u were such n1tw1ts wh0 c0u1d bare1y d1scern y0ur h1ves fr0m y0ur beh1nds 1'm n0w stuck 0n a 10usy mete0r w1th n0th1ng t0 d0 but watch y0u fa11.
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Post by paranormal on Aug 20, 2012 23:26:48 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #323232; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 1f9400; text-align: left;] DL: Overly depressing existence, is it not? But, I suppose you can't do anything about it- you know, disregarding, the fact you know its coming. If so, why do you, or rather we, fall for it.
DL: Anyways, this is all just absolute bullshit. The only thing that keeps me from blocking you is this apparent revelation that mentioned prior-hand. Unless this was that- in which case.
DL: I'm not in a state of awe. Here's an idea. Where am I right now? What have I spent the last hour or so doing. If you've been stalking me for my entire existence; than these crackpot tricks will be mediocre for you at this point.
DL: If its not already clear; I still consider you a delusional fuckass.
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 23:34:57 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 1 hadn't been 1nf0rmed y0u were c0ntacted prev10us1y.
NI: 1 had a wh01e schpea1 ab0ut h0w 1 was y0ur h1gh de1ty and y0u sh0u1d craft 1d01s t0 my ex1stence.
NI: But 1've had t0 sett1e w1th te111ng y0u h0w y0u're a c0mp1ete and utter fa11ure and w111 acc0mp11sh abs01ute1y n0th1ng w1th y0ur pathet1c human 11fe.
NI: As f0r where y0u are, ser10us1y, 1'd rather n0t 100k anym0re than 1 have t0.
NI: A11 th0se . . . th1ngs ar0und y0u, y0u must be s0me k1nd 0f human pervert.
NI: 1 preferred 1t when y0u were 1n that m1n1-h1ve c0mpartment th1ng.
NI: At 1east then there was 0n1y use1ess human crap ar0und y0u.
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Post by paranormal on Aug 20, 2012 23:43:38 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #323232; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 1f9400; text-align: left;] DL: That wasn't very specific- an assortment of random objects can literally be any item in existence.
DL: Here, I'll give you a freebie. Oh look, a bucket.
DL: Be it far from a primitive species such as myself to prevent your melodramatic entrance. Please I beseech you, my powerful deity. I'd love to here this apparent epic regime of vanity.
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 23:48:50 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: D0n't t0uch 1t, that's f11thy!
NI: Y0u're 1n s0me s0rt 0f human v0yeur c0nc1ave 0r s0meth1ng fu11 0f . . . m0ps and buckets and that k1nd 0f stuff.
NI: 1 can't even 100k at that screen, there's just s0 much f11th.
NI: And kn0w1ng y0u type w1th green just makes me hate y0u m0re.
NI: 1 d0n't even care what hand y0u p1ay 1n d00m1ng us a11.
NI: 1 hate y0u just f0r y0ur perverted nature and y0ur green f0nt.
NI: And 1 w111 pers0na11y f1nd a way t0 make y0u suffer f0r a11 y0ur ch01ces.
NI: S0 n0, y0u're n0t gett1ng any s0rt 0f rant fr0m me ab0ut that stuff.
NI: Y0u're g01ng t0 get me watch1ng y0ur every wak1ng m0ment and 100k1ng f0r that m0ment 0f weakness when y0ur guard 1s d0wn.
NI: 0r maybe 1'11 c0ntact y0u 1n the past, when y0u were a y0ung and 1mpress10nab1e grub, and set y0u 0n a path 0f se1f-destruct10n w1th0ut y0u even kn0w1ng what happened.
NI: D0 y0u remember me d01ng that, huh?
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Post by paranormal on Aug 26, 2012 8:57:55 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #323232; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 1f9400; text-align: left;] DL: Ironic that you find a sanitation closet "filthy"- although, apparently, I'm oblivious to your alien definition of perverse content.
DL: Wow... and they consider me "melodramatic"?... Your shit's just ricocheting off the fabric of paradox space up there, isn't it? Deflected off the handle and into this futile attempt at "trolling".
DL: Seriously, its JUST green... O.o
DL: Speaking of which, your obsession with me is admirable... sinister and deluded. But, props for the determination- I'll love to see how far THAT goes.
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