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Post by PRIPAS SHACHA on Aug 20, 2012 0:48:59 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 416600; text-align: left;]fixatedAbettor [FA] began trolling kitschyNeonate [KN] at --:--
FA: hello :)
FA: i understand you and the :)
FA: lori human :)
FA: have a rather :)
FA: healthy :)
FA: relationship :)
FA: am i being presumptuous :)
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 20, 2012 1:34:38 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Well, excuse me, smile bug.
KN: But I don't believe I owe you the grace of answering that question.
KN: At least until you, you know, introduce yourself.
KN: Who the hell do you think you are pestering me out of the blue and demanding personal information?
KN: Honestly, kids these days. No respect.
KN: Now get to it. Explain yourself.
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Post by PRIPAS SHACHA on Aug 20, 2012 1:36:21 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 416600; text-align: left;]FA: oh my :)
FA: youre certainly :)
FA: forward :)
FA: i believe im getting a bit hot under the collar :)
FA: and im not even wearing a shirt :)
FA: my name is pripas :)
FA: i am one of your eleven gods :)
FA: hello :)
FA: though i do suppose i was unjustified in my questions :)
FA: and for that i apologize :)
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 20, 2012 2:00:25 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Wow.
KN: You really are a class A creeper, aren't you?
KN: Alright, Pripas. I'm going to give it to you straight, so there is no suspicion later.
KN: I am not into the whole internet "sexplay" thing.
KN: I don't know where you got that idea, or how the hell you even got a hold of my chumhandle in the first place. ( I guess I really need to be more careful about where I post this thing. )
KN: But you're not going to get anything out of me.
KN: So drop this little character act now.
KN: I'm not buying it.
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Post by PRIPAS SHACHA on Aug 21, 2012 21:18:02 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 416600; text-align: left;]FA: you wouldnt be the first to come to that conclusion :)
FA: what :)
FA: oh no you misunderstand me :)
FA: i dont feel in such a way about you :)
FA: wow um :)
FA: youre being rather :)
FA: forthcoming with your :)
FA: displeasure :)
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 21, 2012 21:53:19 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Uh, yeah?
KN: You haven't really given me a reason to do otherwise.
KN: You pester me with your creepy ass, shirtless self, and you expect me to be happy about it?
KN: Unlike you, I don't type those idiotic emoticons after every post.
KN: But seriously, if you're not into getting some virtual action, then what the hell do you want me for?
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Post by PRIPAS SHACHA on Aug 21, 2012 21:57:08 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 416600; text-align: left;]FA: only to understand the dynamics of a human relationship :)
FA: i talked to your friend :)
FA: lori :)
FA: she really is a nice girl :)
FA: painfully unaware of the makings of life :)
FA: she assured me you would know more about such ordeals :)
FA: not that she wished to imply anything :)
FA: and i dont need virtual action :)
FA: my matesprit satisfies me well :)
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 22, 2012 14:40:55 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: So, you're expecting me to believe you are some sex crazed kid who is still completely ignorant as to how the act even works? Is that how you get off? From me talking...
KN: ...wait. You talked to Lori about this?!
KN: Hell no!
KN: You are FORBIDDEN from pestering her, you hear me?
KN: She does not need you freaking her out with your fucking chronic smiles and innuendos.
KN: I'm going to make sure she tells me if you do, and if I so much as hear a peep from her about seeing any green smileys, I will personally make sure all the horrors of the internet come flying right at your pesterchum window.
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Post by PRIPAS SHACHA on Aug 22, 2012 15:58:49 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 416600; text-align: left;]FA: oh you have me all wrong :)
FA: i am one of your twelve gods :)
FA: an alien to you :)
FA: hence why im so curious to your species :)
FA: unfortunately if any others of us contact you they may not be as :)
FA: pleasant :)
FA: i take it you dont have the same sorts of relationships as our quadrants give us :)
FA: because if you were one of us trolls :)
FA: you would be coming onto me :)
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 24, 2012 15:14:16 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Excuse me, what?
KN: Look, could you just slow down a tad?
KN: I'm having a hard time keeping up with all this bullshit.
KN: First off, you just contradicted yourself, smiles. I thought you said there were only eleven gods?
KN: Looks like your story is starting to slip.~
KN: Secondly, if you're one of our "gods", shouldn't you know how we reproduce? You made us after all.
KN: Lastly, what kind of sick, twisted world do you live in that this would be considered flirtatious?
KN: (I can't believe I'm playing along with you...)
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Post by PRIPAS SHACHA on Aug 24, 2012 15:16:55 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 416600; text-align: left;]FA: well i dont like one of them very much :)
FA: she always insists that shes going to kill me :)
FA: i honestly believe in my :)
FA: he he he :)
FA: heart of hearts :)
FA: shes flirting with me :)
FA: there are twelve of us :)
FA: i could name them to ease your skepticism :)
FA: i dont watch humans reproduce do you think i am a :)
FA: pervert :)
FA: this is textbook black flirtation :)
FA: though you humans probably have a much more needlessly complicated relationship system in place :)
FA: im trying to learn it :)
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 24, 2012 19:17:08 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 4BD11E; text-align: left;]KN: Uh, no. Sorry. Naming them isn't going to help your case at all.
KN: Anyone could just pull twelve random names out of their ass.
KN: And yes.
KN: I do think you are a pervert.
KN: I thought I made that clear already?
KN: *sigh*
KN: Fighting your idiocy is just making me tired. Let's try playing along for a bit, shall we?
KN: Us humans don't really have a "system" for relationships, and from the sound of it, you seem to have the more complicated system.
KN: What the hell is "black flirtation"?
KN: Do you have some kinky obsession with verbal abuse or something?
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Post by PRIPAS SHACHA on Aug 24, 2012 22:31:54 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 416600; text-align: left;]FA: erm :)
FA: okay :)
FA: black flirtation corresponds to the black quadrant of kismesissitude :)
FA: its a relationship built on hate :)
FA: like a bitter rivalry to you humans :)
FA: but with sloppy makeouts :)
FA: would you like me to explain the other three quadrants :)
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Post by LOLA SAVILL on Aug 29, 2012 9:49:14 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: That sure sounds healthy.
KN: But sure, why not? I will admit I'm a bit interested now.
KN: Lay it on me, god boy.
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Post by PRIPAS SHACHA on Aug 29, 2012 15:22:10 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 416600; text-align: left;]FA: he he he :)
FA: okay :)
FA: i will attempt to be culturally sensitive :)
FA: and appeal to your limited human scope of relationships :)
FA: as best i can :)
FA: you already know kismesissitude :)
FA: matespritship is essentially your human love :)
FA: joarst is my matesprit hes :)
FA: wonderful :)
FA: moirallegiance is somewhat akin to how your human family works :)
FA: but its more of a pacification of one side :)
FA: and a strengthening of the other :)
FA: i have one of those as well with the only somewhat similarly wonderful parcae :)
FA: dont get me wrong shes great but i love her in a different way :)
FA: and then there is auspisticism which is when a troll acting as auspistice :)
FA: essentially gets between two others ensuring that a kismesissitude doesnt happen between them :)
FA: otherwise there would be :)
FA: widespread black infidelity :)
FA: sometimes quadrants change and morph or vascillate :)
FA: for example a matespritship can turn into a kismesissitude :)
FA: thats it in a nutshell :)
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