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Post by al on Aug 31, 2012 23:05:12 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]-- nihilisticOppressor [NO] began trolling nirvanicImperator [NI] at 22:30 --
NO: Might I requests your measurements?
NO: I'd quite like to craft for you a few simple outfits that would be far superior to your current wardrobe.
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Post by isixis on Aug 31, 2012 23:11:25 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: That's awfu11y b01d 0f y0u.
NI: 1 d0n't hear fr0m y0u f0r qu1te s0me t1me, w0nder1ng h0w y0ur new arms are
NI: And the f1rst th1ng y0u d0 1s demand my measurements
NI: Actua11y 1 k1nd 0f 11ke that. 1t's g00d that my matespr1t has sp1r1t.
NI: Why d0n't y0u c0me take them f0r y0urse1f?
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Post by al on Aug 31, 2012 23:17:38 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: I do apologize, but you could have contacted me at any time.
NO: Though I can't really guarantee you would have gotten a particularly coherent response over the past few days.
NO: But I digress, I cannot reach your hive without some assistance on your part.
NO: Otherwise I just might.
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Post by isixis on Aug 31, 2012 23:22:29 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 1'm a1ways 0pen f0r a v1s1t fr0m my champ10n.
NI: 1 sh0u1d just g1ve y0u a rem0te f0r 0ne 0f the sh1pp1ng vesse1s, then y0u'11 be ab1e t0 ca11 1t whenever.
NI: Actua11y hang 0n, just g1ve me a m0ment.
NI: Y0u m1ght fee1 a s11ght j01t fr0m y0ur arms.
NI: A1r1ght and d0ne.
NI: The c0ns01e 1n y0ur r1ght arm n0w has the capab111ty t0 ca11 a sh1pp1ng vesse1.
NI: Just 1n case y0u want t0 send me g1fts 0r surpr1se me w1th a v1s1t.
NI: Whatever 1t 1s matespr1ts d0.
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Post by al on Aug 31, 2012 23:41:29 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: I honestly have no idea what matesprits do.
NO: But I will try my best.
NO: Wait.
NO: How much control do you even have over my arms?
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Post by isixis on Aug 31, 2012 23:46:31 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: Y0u'd better. 1t's a great h0n0r f0r 0ne 0f y0ur caste t0 be my matespr1t.
NI: A1s0 d0n't w0rry whats0ever.
NI: The arms are c0ntr011ed by y0u by synthes1zed nerves des1gned t0 recreate the nerv0us system 1n n0rma1 f1eshy arms.
NI: 1 can't t0uch th0se, s0 the arms are a1ways under y0ur c0ntr01.
NI: 1 can just m0d1fy the pr0gramm1ng w1th1n the 1nterna1 0S.
NI: D1dn't y0u rea11ze y0ur arms had c0mputers bu11t 1nt0 them?
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Post by al on Aug 31, 2012 23:50:17 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: I will admit I didn't understand most of that.
NO: But yes, of course I realized that. I just... have no idea what they're actually capable of.
NO: Other than destroying a good portion of my hive.
NO: I have established that that is a thing that can be easily done.
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Post by isixis on Aug 31, 2012 23:57:01 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: Bas1ca11y the arms, desp1te be1ng art1f1c1a1, are des1gned s1m11ar1y t0 actua1 arms.
NI: Except because r0b0t1cs are far m0re super10r than 0rgan1cs there was a 10t 0f 1eft 0ver space
NI: L1ke where musc1es sh0u1d have been but the art1f1c1a1 musc1es d1dn't need
NI: S0 1 dec1ded t0 cram that stuff fu11 0f c0mputer parts.
NI: 1'm pretty sure 1f 1 c0nnected the tw0 arms w1th a cab1e, maybe thr0ugh y0ur chest, y0u'd have equ1va1ent pr0cess1ng p0wer t0 a superc0mputer.
NI: C0u1d we try that s0met1me, sweet1e? (:
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Post by al on Sept 1, 2012 0:00:10 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: I
NO: Don't know about that.
NO: I'm really not comfortable with being stuffed full of electronics.
NO: I'm pretty sure everything in my chest is fairly vital to my continued existence after all.
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Post by isixis on Sept 1, 2012 0:08:45 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: N0, that's just an urban 1egend, actua11y.
NI: There 1s a 10t 0f space 1n the chest cav1ty t0 w0rk w1th, espec1a11y when a11 1 need t0 1nsert 1s a t1ny f1ber 0pt1c cab1e
NI: Th1nk 0f h0w much m0re perf0rmance y0ur arms c0u1d get!
NI: Y0u'd have 11ghtn1ng fast ref1exes!
NI: What are y0u g01ng t0 1et me d0 y0ur 1egs?
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Post by al on Sept 1, 2012 0:14:42 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: X8|
NO: Nothing. I am letting you do nothing to my legs.
NO: I sort of like them the way they are.
NO: Attached to my body and made of organic materials.
NO: My god, if I let you you would just turn me into a robot.
NO: Actually forget I said that, I don't even want to put the thought in your head.
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Post by isixis on Sept 1, 2012 0:19:27 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 0h the th0ught's cr0ssed my m1nd severa1 t1mes 1n the 1ast 11tt1e wh11e
NI: Daydream1ng ab0ut my new matespr1t and h0w 1 can he1p h1m 0verc0me h1s hand1caps
NI: But 1 rea11zed the d1fference between y0u and my r0b0ts 1s the pers0na11ty, the 11v1ng be1ng that y0u are.
NI: S0 1 can't rep1ace y0ur ent1re b0dy w1th r0b0t1cs.
NI: Just the use1ess parts.
NI: We'd keep y0ur bra1n and the parts y0u need t0 f111 the bucket.
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Post by al on Sept 1, 2012 0:25:52 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: I have no handicaps.
NO: I am perfectly okay and functional with all of the parts that I currently have.
NO: And.
NO: Let's not talk about buckets please.
NO: Prip sort of ruined that for me.
NO: He ruins everything.
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Post by isixis on Sept 1, 2012 0:36:00 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 0h 1t'd be such a r0mant1c gesture f0r y0u t0 br1ng me h1s head.
NI: That f11thy s1udgeb100d 1s a1ways ru1n1ng th1ngs f0r me
NI: W1th that 1rr1tat1ng sm11e he 1ns1sts 0n attach1ng t0 the end 0f everyth1ng.
NI: 1f 0n1y 1 knew where h1s h1ve was 1 c0u1d see 1t b10wn up.
NI: But we sh0u1dn't ta1k ab0ut h1m, Rusty, 1t'11 ru1n 0ur r0mance!
NI: A11 th1s ta1k 0f r0b0t1c 1egs has g0tten me s0mewhat fr1sky.
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Post by al on Sept 1, 2012 0:45:12 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #800080; text-align: left;]NO: We will
NO: Discuss the pros and cons of ripping off my remaining limbs the next time I come over.
NO: And I will be fully consenting this time.
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