stop, drop, and let's do TEA TIME.

[lulu]

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[style=width:350px; color:#414141; font-family:tahoma; font-size:11px; text-align: justify; letter-spacing:1px; float:center; padding:2px; margin: 2px; overflow: auto; height: 450px]Your name i- no, we're not doing this. That little introduction is for KIDS. You're not a KID, you're an ADULT. You're AUNTIE. Badass ex-MI5 agent now floral gardener. You're lovely property is near the HIGHLANDS in the UNITED KINGDOM where the house is sat upon a gorgeous hill. Granted it may look like you own a little too much property for only two people, but you manage to keep the place occupied. Your room is odd. At least at first glance, it seems normal enough.

Your walls are a pale green with gold strip along the top and bottom of it. Your floor is made of red oak and your bed is placed upon the left wall. Everything seems simple and rather particular. There isn't much on whatever chests or tables you have in the room. Everything is spick and spam. It's only when you venture out from your room that you notice that someone would notice how odd your room is compared to everything.

Oh! That's right. You need to take care of your friends. Upon leaving your room you make your way down stairs. You notice that your NIECE has made herself scarce. She must be in her room talking to her online friends as usual. You paste a note on the table for when she comes down to read.

Be sure to take care of George and Freddy down by the lake. They get awfully lonely.

AUNTIE

Content that the light pink note had been scrawled with your baby blue ink, you make your way outside. You have a date with Gretchen. Grabbing your gardening gloves and pulling them on your hands as you make your way from your mansion to your garden. Lately you've been having troubles with some bambi. They seem awfully interested in your friends, and you can't really blame them for that. Despite that, you can't allow those fiends to munch on your chaps.

Upon coming into contact with your friends, you stop dead in your tracks to glare at that fuzzy ball of NOT INNOCENCE. You flip through your modus looking for your chainsaw then flip the card over once you've found it. It didn't take long to recognize the flower. The purple petals and dark green round leaves gave it away instantly. "Saintpaulia ionantha"

Upon uttering those words you grabbed your chainsaw and started reaching for the pulley. Only to stop in your tracks at the small beeping sound coming from your pocket. Giving the bambi a terrifying glare, you quickly reach for your phone to glance at the alarm. 9:40 Bloody hell. You give the bambi one more foul glance before stuffing the phone back into your pocket. Heaving the chainsaw over your shoulder and saunter off towards the house again. That creature may have gotten away this time, but when you return. If it's still there. It will face the teeth of your saw.

Oh well. Tea time! Once your long legs had led you to the kitchen you began looking in your pantry to find which tea you'd like to brew this time. Before then, you placed the kettle on to boil some water. You'll take the time choose during then. You aren't in the mood for anything sweet. You want something dark and sultry. An Earl Grey will do. Nothing wrong with that. You take the canister and open it up to smell the aroma. All the tea that you have is made by yourself. You don't trust produced items. For all you know, it could have been processed in a factory with PEANUTS.

You slowly walk over to the cabinets to grab your tray and the tea set that you have. You're feeling slightly frisky too so you pick the Chrysanthemum Azure Tetsubin tea set. You place some Earl Grey into the tea pot, pour the boiling water in as well, makes sure the cups are neatly cleaned on the saucer, place some honey on the tray, a little milk as well, add some meat pies that you made last night, a scone or two, and some sweets for afterwards.

You happily take the tray out and go out to place the tray on the table outside. Then you take a seat and wait patiently for your NIECE. Casually you check the time and nod happily at how quick you were. Only 10:03. Plenty of time to sit and relax.[/style][/classy][style=width:350px; font-family:georgia; font-style:italic; font-weight:bold; font-size:18px; text-align: right; letter-spacing:1px; float:center; padding:2px; margin: 2px; color:#616161; letter-spacing:-1px;]Make it good.[/style][newclass=gay ::-webkit-scrollbar]height: 10px; width: 4px; background: transparent;[/newclass][newclass=gay ::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb]background: #dddddd;[/newclass][newclass=gay ::-webkit-scrollbar-corner]background: transparent;[/newclass][newclass=homo]background-color: #f5f5f5; color: #f5f5f5; width: 100px; height: 100px; text-align: center; -webkit-transition:all 0.7s ease; -moz-transition:all 0.7s ease; -o-transition:all 0.7s ease; float: [/newclass][newclass=homo:hover]background-color: #f5f5f5; color: #333333; -webkit-transition:all 0.7s ease; -moz-transition:all 0.7s ease; -o-transition:all 0.7s ease;[/newclass]

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[LOLA SAVILL]

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[style=background-color: #3B3B3B; padding: 8px; width: 240px; margin-left: 3px; border-radius: 15px 0 0 15px;][style=background-color: #000000; padding: 5px; font-family: tahoma; font-size: 10px; text-align: justify; color: #FFFFFF; border-radius: 10px 0 0 10px;][style=font-family: arial narrow; color: #5CE62E; font-size: 50px; float: left; margin-right: 5px; font-weight: 100!important;]Y[/style]our name is LOLA SAVILL, and unlike the person that posted above, you are a KID. Therefore, you are expected to do that silly kid thing. You are FIFTEEN years old, although you tend to demand the sort of respect as someone twice your age. Your hobbies consist of taking care of your insects, screwing around with people online, and avoiding falling victim to the numerous traps that your guardian sets up around the house. You've gotten pretty light on your feet after having to dodge tranquilizer darts shooting from the shelves and nets falling from the ceiling for so long. You also are a fan of baseball, and are a pretty good utility player. You've even got one of the best bats in the business, a Louisville Slugger, laying right next to your bed. Too bad you live in the middle of nowhere, otherwise you'd be out there making fools out of some cocky teenage boys with your mad skills. Right now though, you are simply sitting in your room, busy bashing some violence obsessed, pre-teen boy's character's head in on one of the latest multiplayer online games. It didn't come out too long ago, and you're already getting bored of it. It's always the same thing; do missions, get points, and then brag to your friends about it. Too bad you really don't have any friends to brag too, being in the middle of nowhere and all. But you're not just some pathetic, sheltered girl who just wallows in her own self pity about not having any real life friends. No. You're quite happy with your life now. Plus, you get all the human interaction you need with Auntie and your online friends. Speaking of online friends... You reach forward and exit out of the game, not even caring to give those other twelve year olds notice that you're going to be leaving. They're dead meat anyways. You then quickly sign into Pesterchum and look towards the "online chums" section. You frown. No one you really cared about was on, and you weren't really in the mood to mess with anyone. You've been doing too much of that lately. It was getting a little tiring. Sighing, you leaned back in your chair and let your head fall back, proceeding to look around the room around you. Your room was pretty...well unique, to say the least. The walls were originally a bland white color, but thanks to your inability to ever keep your paint on the actual canvas, it was splattered with all sorts of different hues. In fact, you consider your room to be a work of art in itself. In terms of furniture, you don't really have much; a bed, small futon, and your desk; since most of the space you have is taken up up your artwork or bug habitats. That's right, you keep your most precious bugs in your room, that way you can keep a close eye on them at all times. You don't trust Auntie not to come in and whisk your pink katydid away to be a meal for her vicious plants. Otherwise, the rest of your bugs are kept in outdoor facilities you built for them using online tutorials. Speaking of your bugs; your eyes land on one of your cage habitats, in particular the one housing your Chinese mantis. You realize you haven't let him out in a while, and there wasn't really much going on at the moment. Pushing off your desk with your feet, you slide your chair back and hop off, landing gracefully on your feet. It only takes a few steps to make it over to the cage, and you quickly remove the lid and reach your hand in. You wait a few seconds before you feel the soft pressure of little mantis feet on your hand before slowly pulling back out, smiling down at the rather large bug on your hand. He wasn't the prettiest mantis you owned, being the conventional shade of autumn brown, but he definitely was your favorite. He was extremely tame, and would just sit on your shoulder while you went about your daily chores. After a few minutes of oogling over your little boy, your eyes made contact with the clock. 10:24AM. You blink. Shit... You were going to be late for tea with Auntie. She was probably wondering where you were, and probably growing more upset by the minute. Not even bothering to place little "CM" back in his cage, you just help him up onto your shoulder before heading out of your room and towards your usual tea spot outside. Auntie most certainly would have been there by now. You sneak a peek at the clock before heading out the door to the table. 10:25AM. Well...at least you weren't late. [/style][/style][style=font-family: courier new; font-size: 10px; text-align: center;]TEMPLATE BY JOHN OF OTE & BTN[/style]

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