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Post by RORY MADIGAN on Jan 13, 2013 0:59:06 GMT -5
==> RORY: ENTER APARTMENT
You enter your house, closing the door behind you as you take your shoes off. It's awfully quiet, and for once you don't even hear your loud neighbors shouting off in the distance like the regularly do. Really, you find it quite peaceful. With your mom off at work lately, things have been a bit lonely, but you've at least had time to do things you enjoy. In fact, you just came home from a friend's house, carrying with you some game called SBURB BETA and a bottle of chocolate milk you picked up at the nearby gas station. Fun.
==> GO TO YOUR ROOM
You live in a two-floor apartment somewhere in downtown PORTLAND, MAINE. You head to your room in the upstairs portion of the home, making sure to close the door behind you once again. Upon sitting down at your desk, you login to your computer and proceed to open the game you've acquired earlier. The package contains the CLIENT and SERVER disks. You really don't know what that means, or what this game is, for that matter-- you got it from a friend, who got it as a gift from their visiting grandparents. Fortunately for you, your friend doesn't much like video games. You, sadly, don't have much else to do with your time. Bored, you've contacted a friend or two and have decided to play it with them.
==> LOAD THE GAME
Once your computer loads, you promptly set the client disk in your drive and begin to load the game. You sigh; this might take a while. What will you do whilst it loads?
==> DRINK SOMETHING
Oh, right, that chocolate milk you bought earlier. You open it with a yawn, and proceed to take a sip. Mm, yummy.
==> GO DOWNSTAIRS
How refreshing. Now, you go downstairs to the kitchen. While you were at the gas station, you forgot to get food. How stupid of you! After reprimanding yourself for your idiocy, you grab an orange and return to your room.
==> RETURN TO YOUR ROOM
You return to your room, and-- OH! It appears that Sburb has loaded, and in such short a time. How convenient. Now, you think it's a good time to pester one of your friends, LINK, who plans to play this game with you. ==> PESTER A CHUM Pulling the popular chat service up on your computer, you begin to type. [/font] [style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #121212; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 12px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 54FF9F; text-align: left;] pragmaticShutterbug [PS] began pestering hyrulianChampion [HC] at 05:51
PS: ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ʟɪɴᴋ! ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ? PS: ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ, ɪ sɴᴀɢɢᴇᴅ sʙᴜʀʙ ʙᴇᴛᴀ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs. ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʟᴏᴀᴅᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟɪᴇɴᴛ ᴅɪsᴋ. ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ᴏɴᴇ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ?
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Post by LINK PACMEAN on Jan 13, 2013 20:04:19 GMT -5
==>Answer Chum HC: OH. Rory. I'm in the game right now, but I have a moment. HC: I just installed the server desk. I'll connect t your session. HC: Aaaaand there we go. HC: Let me deploy your stuff. Also, read this. -- hyrulianChampoin [HC] shared a file with pragmaticShutterbug [PG]: SBURB RUMORS AND TIPS -- HC: First, I'm gonna deploy your cruztruder. Find something heavy and dro- HC: Shit. HC: Sorry about your living room. ==> CURSE SELF FOR GOOFING UPYou look at your screen at the CRUXTRUDER int what used to be Rory's LIVING ROOM. You ruined the furniture and broke the tv. Oops. [style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #545454; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 759B84; text-align: left;] HC: Just don't worry about it. HC: Go open it, and then contact me when you do.
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Post by RORY MADIGAN on Jan 14, 2013 16:24:30 GMT -5
==> CHECK CRUXTRUDER
You take a moment to go downstairs, briefly checking the time that has now appeared on your cruxtruder before returning to your laptop. Your KERNELSPRITE gravitates towards you, following you to your room.
[/font] PS: ᴏᴋᴀʏ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ғᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ᴄʀᴜxᴛʀᴜᴅᴇʀ, ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴏʀ ʟᴇss. PS: ʜᴏᴡ ᴅᴏ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɢʀɪsᴛ? [/div] ((OOC:// Oh my god, so I accidentally modified this post instead of responding in a new one to the thread... Long story. But basically, I just lost a post and replaced it with one that's supposed to happen after it. So Rory's already opened his cruxtruder, captchalogued a few items, and freaked out a bit over the sudden destruction of his living room. FAIL "orz ))
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Post by LINK PACMEAN on Jan 15, 2013 12:25:34 GMT -5
HC: Okay, good. HC: I'm deploying the rest of the stuff you need. HC: Go make some grist, then we can start alchemizing. HC: Oh, and check how long you have on your cruxtruder.
==> DEPLOY EVERYTHING ELSEYou deploy the ALCHEMIXER, TOTEM LATHE, GRIST THINGY, AND CARD PUNCHER. Rory now has next no no build grist. ==> PESTER[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #545454; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 759B84; text-align: left;] HC: I'll be back soon. HC: Gotta go do some stuff.
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Post by LINK PACMEAN on Jan 16, 2013 21:10:09 GMT -5
HC: Alright, I'm back. HC: I've put an item in your room to make grist. Just put useless junk in it, and it should convert them to grist. HC: Then, make your punched cards. It should tell you in the tutorial I gave you before. HC: Now I've got to go for a bit. I have to do some stuff in game. HC: And bro's bugging me. HC Be back soon.
-- hyrulianChampion [HC] is now an idle chum --
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Post by RORY MADIGAN on Jan 20, 2013 23:34:26 GMT -5
PS: ᴏᴋᴀʏ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs sɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ. PS: ʙᴜᴛ ᴡᴀɪᴛ! LINK. PS: ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ...
==> DO WHAT CHUM SAYS
Link stops pestering you, so you might as well get on with entering the game. You don't need his guidance for this part, anyway. After having just spoken with a certain TROLL, you know what to do on your own. Awesome. First of all, you should probably prototype your kernelsprite with something. Preferably something animate. Or maybe...
==> PROTOTYPE KERNELSPRITE
Your kernelsprite, which has been floating softly beside you for several minutes, drifts closer. You search your room for something to toss into it, preferably something anima-- aha! A picture of a squirrel. You took it the other day, but it means little to you. That might work, yeah? Anyways, you decide to prototype your kernelsprite with the SQUIRREL PHOTO.
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Post by LINK PACMEAN on Jan 29, 2013 12:17:46 GMT -5
-- hyrulianChampion [HC] is no longer an idle chum -- HC: I'm back HC: And I bring a gift -- hyrulianChampion [HC] shared howtopunchcardsandmakeshit.rtf with pragmaticShutterbug[PG] -- HC: Go punch your capatchalouge cards and make shit. HC: Though you won't be able to use them. HC: I'll upgrade your alchemizer so you can make shit.
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