==> ENGAGE THE BUNNY (hale)

[KRATOS SURNAM]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #eeeecc; border: 1px dashed #a17549; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #000056; text-align: left;] -- turbulentLawful [TL] began trolling tautAntithesis [TA] at 13:07 --

TL: +|> HEAR MY VOICE, PA+HE+IC LI++LE HUMAN
TL: +|> +his is your god +alking, so lis+en close
TL: +|> because you're going +o do wha+ever +he fuck i +ell you +o do
TL: +|> NO EXCUSES, NONE NADA NID ZIP
TL: +|> shu+ down your compu+er forever
TL: +|> +he end, s+ory's over, hurry up and do i+
TL: +|> don'+ even respond +o +his, jus+ unplug +he whole shi+pile and +oss i+ in +he +rash
TL: +|> LE+'S GO HUP +O I+

[HALE WILSON]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: white; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; color: #800080;]TA: oh, goodie <3
TA: new people to talk to!
TA: i'm hale <3
TA: uh,
TA: what did you mean by shut off my computer?
TA: i didn't do anything bad, i swear!

[KRATOS SURNAM]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #eeeecc; border: 1px dashed #a17549; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #000056; text-align: left;]TL: +|> don'+ play +his game wi+h me, kiddo
TL: +|> i know wha+ you did, and so do you
TL: +|> as lord al-fucking-migh+y, i know every face+ of your goddam pas+ and fu+ure
TL: +|> le+'s s+ar+ wi+h +he roo+ of every+hing, maybe +hen we can avoid wha+ever "sudden amnesia" you fucking humans seem +o have con+rac+ed
TL: +|> you're playing a game
TL: +|> i+'s called "sburb", righ+?

[HALE WILSON]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: white; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; color: #800080;]TA: uh,
TA: okay, i guess?
TA: i don't get it, and i'm not going to try to get it!
TA: it sounds way too complicated for me.
TA: but anyway,
TA: what exactly am i going to do?
TA: and yes!
TA: well, i'm not playing at this very moment,
TA: but i expect to be doing so very soon!

[KRATOS SURNAM]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #eeeecc; border: 1px dashed #a17549; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #000056; text-align: left;]TL: +|> no, you're no+
TL: +|> you can jus+ +ake every+hing rela+ed +o "sburb" and +oss i+ in +he mul+i-file disposal machine
TL: +|> because +here's no way +ha+ you're ever going +o win
TL: +|> all you're going +o do is fuck i+ all up for +hose of us who have compe+ence
TL: +|> you should +ell +his +o all your friends, +oo
TL: +|> make sure +hey don'+ play ei+her
TL: +|> because
TL: +|> one of +hem is going +o kill you
TL: +|> v+(=o=)+v

[HALE WILSON]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: white; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; color: #800080;]TA: </3
TA: but it sounds fun!
TA: and i want to play it with everybody...
TA: it's just a game!
TA: why are you getting so worked up? somebody needs a cuddle!
TA: ...
TA: what do you mean, one of them is going to kill me?
TA: how could you know that?
TA: *gasp*
TA: you're psychic, aren't you?

[KRATOS SURNAM]

TL: +|> i+ isn'+ "jus+ a game"
TL: +|> +his is in no way a game
TL: +|> +HIS IS REAL LIFE
TL: +|> and +here is no way you will ever +ouch me, so
TL: +|> drop +ha+ +hough+ righ+ fucking now
TL: +|> i know all of +his
TL: +|> because i bea+ +he game
TL: +|> and i died
TL: +|> bu+ hey i'm god so i+'s all good
TL: +|> you, however, will s+ay dead, because you're a +errible gamer and probably a sissy li++le baby
TL: +|> so go on, go cry and +rash your game forever

[HALE WILSON]

TA: actually,
TA: i'm pretty sure it's a game.
TA: last time i checked.
TA: and if my memory serves me well.
TA: (doesn't usually, though.)
TA: anyway,
TA: a god? is that a little part of the game?
TA: cool!
TA: because i don't think you're really a god.
TA: just in the game.
TA: and that makes me want to play it even more now!
TA: thanks <3