==> TRY TO HELP (lola)

[KRATOS SURNAM]

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TL: +|> okay, look
TL: +|> i know we've had our differences in +he pas+
TL: +|> bu+ +ha+ doesn'+ mean we can'+ engage in +he disgus+ing human emo+ions of friendship, righ+
TL: +|> jus+
TL: +|> okay wai+ le+ me rephrase all of +ha+ in a more unders+andable way
TL: +|> lola shu+ +he fuck up and pick ano+her server player or you're going +o die
TL: +|> yeah, +ha+'s more in charac+er
TL: +|> god +his +herapy is fucking up my en+ire +hink pan

[LOLA SAVILL]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 12px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: Charles fucking Darwin...what are you going on about?
KN: I don't have the time for your capricious bullshit right now, okay?
KN: And for your information, I'm already inside the medium, jackass.
KN: Kind of late on the jump there.

[KRATOS SURNAM]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #eeeecc; border: 1px dashed #a17549; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: #000056; text-align: left;]TL: +|> no, you're no+
TL: +|> you've go+ +o be fucking
TL: +|> FUCK
TL: +|> okay, okay, brea+he, jus+ brea+he
TL: +|> FUCK i knew i should have upda+ed my viewpor+
TL: +|> okay, so you're fucked beyond belief
TL: +|> bu+ i+'s okay, really
TL: +|> we jus+ have +o salvage +his oncoming, uns+oppable +rainwreck of a si+ua+ion bes+ we can
TL: +|> give me a few minu+es, hang on

-- turbulentLawful [TL] ceased trolling kitschyNeonate [KN] at 00:09 --


-- turbulentLawful [TL] began trolling kitschyNeonate [KN] at 00:09 --

TL: +|> okay so here's +he deal, lola
TL: +|> by my +imeline, +his is our fif+h conversa+ion
TL: +|> i don'+ know or care by your +ime which one i+ is for you
TL: +|> bu+ we are mild +eamma+es by me
TL: +|> and you have a message for yourself
TL: +|> from me
TL: +|> bu+ you also said i+ migh+ be fun if you gave yourself a challenge
TL: +|> so for +his conversa+ion +o ac+ually be any+hing more +han me ge++ing frus+ra+ed and shou+ing insul+s a+ you
TL: +|> i need +he common name of...ugh
TL: +|> you know i ha+e bugs, righ+
TL: +|> ac+ias luna
TL: +|> seriously your bug +rivia freaks me +he fuck ou+

[LOLA SAVILL]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #171717; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 12px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 5CE62E; text-align: left;]KN: So let me get this straight.
KN: You expect me to believe that my future self is using you as an envoy to deliver messages to myself now.
KN: And on top of that we're on good terms with each other?!
KN: HA!
KN: HAHA!
KN: ...
KN: Okay I believe you.
KN: Luna moth, one of the biggest species of moths in North America. Usually mint colored with an average wingspan of 4.5 inches.
KN: That good enough for you, /best/ friend?~

[KRATOS SURNAM]

TL: +|> of course you believe me
TL: +|> why wouldn'+ you, i'm a fucking genius
TL: +|> +ha+'s ano+her +opic, +hough
TL: +|> you go+ +he +rivia righ+, so here
TL: +|> +his is from you, +o yourself, because you know you're going +o need +his for +he you la+er on
TL: +|> fucking +imeline bullshi+ makes my head hur+
TL: +|> 08JSV780
TL: +|> if i have +o +ell you wha+ +o do wi+h +ha+, +hen you don'+ even deserve +o use i+
TL: +|> i +hink i+'s some kind of legendary club
TL: +|> wha+ever
TL: +|> also, uh
TL: +|> i guess since we're fucked regardless, you can go ahead and ask wha+ever you wan+ abou+ +he game
TL: +|> and i'll +ry +o answer as bes+ i can wi+hou+ blowing your li++le mind +o millions of pieces

[LOLA SAVILL]

KN: Hm.
KN: I don't know why the hell I would send myself something like a club, but knowing me, it's sure to be a game changer.~
KN: I wouldn't fuck around.
KN: But I'm not sure about that last part.
KN: How can I be sure you're not going to pull the same shit you did last time? Let alone be truthful with me and not send we off on some wild goose chase.
KN: You may have done this one job for me, but that doesn't mean you won't turn again.
KN: There's too much on the line already to have to be worrying about getting false information from some cagey troll.
KN: We may be "teammates" in the future, but right now I could spit further than the length I would trust you.

[KRATOS SURNAM]

TL: +|> +ha+ doesn'+ even
TL: +|> oh my god, fucking again wi+h +his shi+
TL: +|> okay, you wanna learn abou+ +rus+
TL: +|> here's some fucking +rus+ for you, lola sa-fucking-ville
TL: +|> my name is kra+os. i'm a member of a species knows as "+rolls", a comple+ely violen+ race of beligeran+ bas+ards who conquer every+hing +hey see fi+
TL: +|> we, some friends and i, played +he same game you're playing now, and we won
TL: +|> excep+ you guys kind of fucked us on +ha+ par+
TL: +|> wha+ever, anyway
TL: +|> +he game you're playing righ+ now, your "session", will black ou+ from our view in exac+ly +en days, seven hours, +hir+-+hree minu+es and four seconds, meaning you cease +o exis+ on your +imeline
TL: +|> all of your friends are going +o die, one way or ano+her, and +hen be brough+ back +o life
TL: +|> +ha+ includes you
TL: +|> and i'm going +o be +he one leading you righ+ +o +he poin+ where you die
TL: +|> i+'s no+ righ+ now, don'+ worry
TL: +|> so go ahead and +urn around +o bash in +he skull of +ha+ imp creeping up on you
TL: +|> i'll wai+ for a response, go ahead and do your smashy barbarian club +hing

[LOLA SAVILL]

==> LOLA: FOLLOW SURNAM'S ADVICE

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You almost don't want to. You really just want to do the opposite of whatever he says, but you know that's stupid and childish. Besides, you knew you felt something watching you this entire time. Seems like one of the little guys got tired of tearing your room to shreds and decided to try it's hand at tearing at /you/. Well, sorry buster boy. This hero hasn't even begun to strut her stuff. That imp's just going to have to...

==> CUT IT OUT

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You silently equip the old spade you jacked from Auntie's supply closet. It wasn't the fanciest looking weapon, but damn was it sharp. In one swift movement, you jump to your feet and slash horizontally behind you, slicing right across the imp's throat. Poor buggar. But it had to be done.

You let out a content snort as you watch the imp turn into a small amount of grist. Every bit of this counted, especially if you wanted to alchemize some bitching equipment later on. Quickly unequiping the spade, you dust your hands off on your green flannel before turning to sit back down at your laptop. Alright. Back to dealing with the troll. You have to get the underhand back. You don't like the knowledge he is holding over you now...even if he is helping...urg. It's leaving an uneasy feeling in your stomach.

KN: For your information, I don't do the "smashy barbarian club +hing".
KN: I do the "slice enemies to bit with your gardening tools thing".
KN: ...
KN: Alright you win. I'll trust you.
KN: /For now/.
KN: So we're all going to die?
KN: ...that's an unsettling development, even if you say we're going to be brought back to life after.
KN: What's the point in dying if we're just going to brought back to life afterwards? I don't see any.
KN: Is it this game's sick way of forcing up to go through "character development"? Because so far this is just screaming RPG to me.
KN: Is there any way to avoid it?
KN: Also, sorry about screwing your session over. I don't know what the fuck we did to cause it, but I can assure you it wasn't on purpose.

[KRATOS SURNAM]

TL: +|> of course no+, sure, okay
TL: +|> i'll give you +his: you make gardening +ools fucking scary
TL: +|> jus+ keep +ha+ shi+ away from my lawnring, i.e. in your own fucking universe
TL: +|> and +hank you, for finally realizing wha+'s good for your heal+h and lis+ening +o me
TL: +|> hones+ly, i don'+ see why you didn'+ make +hings easy on yourself and follow my orders from +he beginning
TL: +|> le+'s see if i can answer +he ques+ions for you
TL: +|> yes, you are all going +o die
TL: +|> yes, i+'s kind of fucked up and weird and off-se++ing, bu+ i+'s for +he bes+
TL: +|> i don'+ know wha+ +he game's purpose for making you kill yourself is
TL: +|> bu+ i +hink i+ migh+ jus+ be a grea+ big "fuck you" from wha+ever cosmic asshole brough+ +his plague in+o exis+ence
TL: +|> if you really wan+ +o avoid dying +hough, +ha+'s easy enough
TL: +|> don'+ go looking for your ques+ bed
TL: +|> pre++y much don'+ follow any of +he game's scrip+ed world-s+ory bullshi+, or you'll end up +here somehow
TL: +|> bu+ i would really sugges+ +ha+ you do
TL: +|> because when you die, you become jus+ like me
TL: +|> no+ a +roll, i couldn'+ s+and +o share a race wi+h you
TL: +|> you become a god
TL: +|> and you gain immor+ali+y