I kinda promised to put this up, but i kept procrastinating. But since this is up...might as well 8'D
A very very weird conversation between kana, Babe, Sebby (is he/she still here? o.o) and MM xD
Read it from bottom up cuz it's from the cbox!
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THE END
BABE: noooo
BABE: my purity
BABE: but
SEBBY: *slobber slobber* mmh
MM: and then they all had sloppy makeouts in the infirmary. FIN. //rainbows and sparkles
kana: //suddenly appears beside babe and sebby// a star perhaps?
BABE: /forgot what its called
BABE: /complete with that one shining thing
kana: //now secretly ships Babe<3Sebby//
BABE: /charmin MANLY smile
MM: //writes slash fiction in death
BABE: anything for you milord
SEBBY: ... thank you my servant *lovingly embraces the manly babe*
BABE: /lifts sebby with his MANLY ARMS and swiftly carries him off to the infirmery
BABE: all will be explained in due time
SEBBY: *cough cough*
BABE: hush milord save your strength
kana: //stares at dead body// .... //kicks it over the cliff// there. body disposed.
SEBBY: ... what happened to me?
BABE: i must bring our lord to the medicine man
BABE: kana dispose of the dead body
MM: //now naked in death
kana: yep, that should do it ;;
BABE: /strips mms body of the maid outfit and goes to cover his milords naked body with it
BABE: /finds this to be a decent covering for milord
MM: //body flops once, drawing attention to maid outfit
SEBBY: uuuuuugh *he slowly opens his eyes* where am i?
kana: anyone has spare clothes for the king?
BABE: is that you
BABE:
BABE: sebby
kana: uh
kana: Yes. It is very good. //paps Babe on the back
SEBBY: *the shadows dissapear revealing the king's naked body lying on the floor*
BABE:
BABE: this is good right
BABE: oh
BABE: /scrambles away
kana: Your manliness has expelled the evil darkness
SEBBY: *he starts to deflate and turn into a puddle of black liquid*
BABE: milord
BABE: what the hell
SEBBY: AAAAGH *shadowy liquid seeps out of the bears eyes*
BABE: what is happening milord
MM: //confetti in death
BABE: /stares
kana: babe! you did it!
SEBBY: *drops babe on the ground* no, no, what is this, no, no *puts paws to his head and screeches in agony*
MM: //manly tear in death
BABE: my strength will surely be forever broken
BABE: if you give me this kiss
BABE: i am still pure at heart
BABE: while i wrassle with the boars and bears
BABE: milord
BABE: i wish to retain my purity
BABE: because
SEBBY: why did you call me that you silly billy?
SEBBY: *stops and stares at babe*
kana: Noooo babe! it's the kiss of death!!
BABE: this is indecent
BABE: milord what are you doing
BABE: /is mildly resisting
SEBBY: aaw, you little widdle pwetty deserves a kiss
BABE: /isnt so sure about teddy kisses though
BABE: /goes to sebby for cuddles
SEBBY: *grabs babe and pulls him to the teddy's mouth for a kiss*
BABE: arm my balista and wait for my signal, kana
kana: indeed.
BABE: we should do something about that
MM: //facepalms in death
BABE: oh
BABE:
BABE: to death
SEBBY: Now now, don't you run away, you haven't had your snuggles yet *reaches out to babe*
kana: now he just wants to cuddle everyone to death
kana: uh, there's still the giant rampaging carebear that is, or was, our king
BABE: /goes to dispose of mms body
BABE: great
BABE: so we succeeded in the end
BABE: oh
BABE: what
kana: and now mm is dead
kana: uh, MM slayed the king who turns out to be an evil(?) care bear
SEBBY: ohoho, more jolly wolly little people for me to snuggle, ohohoho <3
BABE: what in the name of jameson is going on here
BABE: i swear i did not fall asleep
MM: *dead*
BABE: /scrambles back upright
SEBBY: *snuggles mm to death*
kana: noooo //scrambles away
SEBBY: Don't you want to join us kana, it's full of love and cuddles?
MM: //cuddles
MM: a-a-ahhh~
SEBBY: *grabs mm and squeezes him against the heart on his belly* love love love <3
MM: //paralyzed
kana: snap out of it MM!
SEBBY: don't you want a cuddle? *reaches his giant paw towards mm and kana*
MM: //still stunned
kana: ahhhh! it's going to blast us with it's radioactive belly rays! Get out of the way MM!
MM: w-wot!? //on knees because of cuteness
SEBBY: *the shadows reveal a giant carebear*
SEBBY: I love everyone <3
kana: its!
MM: //gasp
SEBBY: *the shadowy clouds start to dissipate revealing the true form of the demon*
MM: demon! stay back, i have the powers of holiness upon my side!
MM: don't you see what i meant now?!?!
kana: //stumbles back
MM: //backs up and stares
SEBBY: *a giant shadowy figure rises from the clouds* TRAITORS!
MM: kana, watch out, the demon's true form is coming!
SEBBY: *clouds of darkness swell around the corpse*
kana: Noooooo, the king has fallen!
MM: die, and go back to the hell you spawned from!
SEBBY: *dead*
MM: //plunges it into seb's chest
SEBBY: noooo, aaaaaagh!
MM: you've fooled the people long enough! //brings it down
MM: //picks up dagger and moves towards seb
kana: I never was on your side! //coughs and rolls in pain
MM: //kicks kana in the gut
MM: n-no! kana, what are you doing?! you were supposed to be on my side!
kana: //tackles MM and wrestles dagger out of his hand
SEBBY: BABE, PROTECT YOUR KING!
MM: //rushes seb
MM: and now you shall die, demon king!
kana: No i'm not milord! He's lying!
SEBBY: *gasp* KANA, you traitor!
MM: kana...well done! you are truly a great actor!
MM: //breaks free from kana and pulls out a dagger from the folds of the dress
SEBBY: BABE! bring the beast!
SEBBY: ENOUGH! thy shalt not soil this air with your breath for another second!
kana: silence! you shall not speak of our king in such a manner!
MM: you are the true lord...the true lord of death and misery! a harbinger of sorrow!
MM: already, i see your true self, and your future! you...you shall be the death of this village!
MM: and your mindtricks shall not work on me, demon!
SEBBY: your mindtricks shall not work on my loyal servants
MM: babe, kana, can't you see?! this man, this man is pure evil!
SEBBY: SILENCE, I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH RUDENESS!
MM: please, can't you all see who the tyrant is now?! are you all blind!?
MM: //revives no please, the stables are a miasma of turds and flies and icky stuff!
kana: the mines would ruin the dress anyway.
SEBBY: perhaps mm would be fitting for such task
SEBBY: Now that I think about it, babe, did you not mention you needed someone to clean out the stables?
SEBBY: MUHAHAHA
MM: //passes out from the shame
kana: right, of course milord //puts MM in the frilly maid outfit// there.
BABE: oh
SEBBY: i was referring to kana
BABE: i am the beastmaster.
BABE: no milord
BABE: id probably end up ripping it im so manly
SEBBY: you are the royal tailor are you not?
MM: //epic flailing and stuggling
kana: //runs off and grabs the frilly one
kana: wait, why me?
SEBBY: no, the frilly one!
BABE: /lets kana deal with that part
kana: this one?
kana: //bows// yes milord /runs off and returns with a maid outfit
MM: //O-O
BABE: uh
SEBBY: you shall work the mines in SHAME!
SEBBY: THAT'S IT, Kana! Grab the maid outfit and put mm in it!
BABE: youll work your fingers to the bone imposter
BABE: /continues dragging him off to the mines
BABE: /slaps mms hand
MM: //inappropriate gesture with a certain finger
SEBBY: speak no more criminal, or thy punishment shall be more severe!
MM: andmmmrghhghghgh
kana: //ties it around mm's mouth
MM: and i will laugh..!
SEBBY: SILENCE THIS FOOL! *hands kana a rag*
MM: i...i can see your future, you worthless peasants! all of you!! you shall all die a horrible, brimestoney death!
kana: //drags mm to the mines
MM: noooooooooo...!!! //reach
SEBBY: OFF TO THE MINES WITH THIS IMPOSTER!
SEBBY: very well then
BABE: confused.
BABE: ah
BABE: hes
BABE: dont mind kana
BABE: ah
SEBBY: DO NOT CONFUSE ME! is it only now? or has it always been there?
BABE: its kind of tucked away beyond the cliff, so its easy to miss really
MM: anything but the mines!
BABE: its always been there milord
kana: since just now milord
BABE: ah
SEBBY: since when did we have a mine?
BABE: milord
BABE: mining silver will build character
BABE: cidna mine, as i said
MM: //heavy breathing
SEBBY: what say you my servants?
SEBBY: hmm, very well *sheaths blade* perhaps a less severe punishment will be suitable
BABE: he is actually
MM: no, no, no, im too young to die!!!
SEBBY: *unsheaths blade* now then, any last words?
MM: my lord, please, have mercy..!
SEBBY: no my sevant, I shall deal with this this instant
BABE: its off to cidhna mine with you
kana: //grabs mm
MM: //struggle
MM: noooooo!!!!
BABE: /seizes mm
SEBBY: *or her
SEBBY: I trust you my loyal underlings, SEIZE MM, so he may be punished for his insubordinance
MM: i just did my job as a seer of destiny! you were the ones who misinterpreted that!
BABE: and take advantage of your absence milord
BABE: he used his power to influence us
kana: lies
BABE: no never
SEBBY: is this true my servants?
MM: i merely followed their forceful whims!
MM: i have nothing to explain! these people (//gesture) were the ones who elevated me, my lord!
SEBBY: now MM, explain thyselve
kana: //rises
BABE: /stands
BABE: yes milord
SEBBY: rise my servants, thy must not lower thyselves for me
MM: //stunned
kana: long live the king
BABE: /falls to knees
BABE: the true king of wonk
BABE: sebby
SEBBY: THY KING HAS RETURNED, WHAT HAS BECOME OF MY EMPIRE!
kana: to die by babe's blade
kana: it is your destiny
BABE: it is destiny
MM: you peasant fool
MM: but if i know, i shall be able to stop it!
BABE: you tyrant
BABE: then you will see my blade plunging into your heart
MM: i have the power of the bourgeoise with me
kana: that means he saw this coming too! >
MM: and i see that this resistance will fail and flail!
MM: ah, but i can see everythign that will happen
kana: majority wins
BABE: we dont need your cheater eye
kana: resistance of 2 people
BABE: we can deal with whatever the future throws at us
BABE: /la resistance
BABE: never
BABE: slaves
MM: our village of three people. indeed, you two will become my slaves.
kana: what he said v
BABE: may our village prosper under your prophetic third eye
MM: //relish
kana: /bows before my computer screen
BABE: /is srsly bowing.
MM: do it. bow before my awesome powers of destiny seeing
kana: Lol
kana: /gasp
MM: i get it
MM: ahahahahah
kana: wha? o.o
BABE: we must idolize him.
MM: le oldd~ jk jk.....whut?!
BABE: mm is a shamen
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