Wonk Plays Sburb!

[MILA YOSHIDA]

Hey everyone!!!! It's me Zexy, and I am coming at y'all with yet ANOTHER Fanfiction. Though this time its with EIGHT KIDS and those kids are YOU, and you all are playing Sburb. :3 I also made you all 13 for Homestuck purposes.

Characters

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Nick Sontag, revolutionaryDirector [RD] (NICK)

Leila Marie, extravagantNetwork [EN] (FATE)

???, kookyKaleidoscope [KK]

Chris ???, fortuitousAnnihilation [FA]

???, euphoniousAmity [EA]
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Homestuck

A young man stands in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 7th of February, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

==> DOGBELCH FARTLORD

DOGBELCH FARTLORD, ✘

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INTRODUCE YOURSELF

Your name is Nick Sontag, and you are quite upbeat and friendly. Quite recently you have had quite a large find, a game called Sburb. So you've chosen seven of your online pals who you are recruiting to play with some less hasty to play than others. Your chumhandle is revolutionaryDirector, and you use Pesterchum as a means of communication between you and your pals. Speak of the devil, one of your friends seams to be pestering you now.

==> Answer Chum

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[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true] extravagantNetwork [EN]] began pestering revolutionaryDirector [RD]

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EN: Hey Nick!
EN: How are you doing on this fine day?
EN: Nick?
EN: Nick are you there???
RD: Sorry I was sorting out the teams for this Sburb game, I've been really swamped lately trying to put together teams with the right strengths.
EN: Now hold on just a second
EN: I am the leader of Team Two so I choose my members!
EN: You can have whatever is left over [/div][/td][/tr][/table][/center]

She's probably off now to go recruit her team, at least you have less to worry about now.

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==> Ponder

That girl always seems to be running one step ahead of you, you know the best you can do is hope that she doesn't recruit her before you get to speak with her. Perhaps now would be a good time to get on that consider how EN is always faster than you.

==> Pester Chum

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[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true] revolutionaryDirector [RD]began pestering kookyKaleidoscope [KK] RD: Are you here KK? RD: KK? RD: Your probably off. RD: And left your computer on. RD: Well pester me when you get back on. 8)

KK almost always leaves her Pesterchum open so it's no suprise she didn't respond to you, at least you know EN won't get to her before you have your chance. You figure it might be best to go out and see if the Beta has arrived, but you don't want to cause a scene and strife with your Dad. Such behavior is nonsense and you won't stand for it. And then you get an incoming pester, KK? You'll have to find out.

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[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true] fortuitousAnnihilation [FA] began pestering revolutionaryDirector [RD] FA: yo~ FA: how goes it over there? FA: hows the beta stuff coming? RD: Ooh that reminds me! RD: Want to be on my team for the game? FA: aw man, i would. FA: but en already recruited me and you know how she is. :P FA: sorry. FA: well have you spoken with kk? FA: i don't think en has recruited her yet. RD: I've been trying to chat her, but she seems to be away from her Keyboard at this current time, RD: I sent her a few messages so I'll have to wait for her to reply to them. FA: you know that girl. FA: always off doing crazy stuff, FA: anyways i gotta head out en's pestering me again. FA: she doesn't like to be kept waiting.

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==> Be EN

Your name is Leila Marie, you are quite down to earth and very knowledgeable. Some say you might be a bit too keen for your own good, but you've always disregarded them. Above all you value your friendships the most and would do anything to protect them. Your chumhandle is extravagantNetwork, and you are about to pester your pal when you get a message.

==> Answer Chum

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[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true] EN: Not you again. EN: Why do you do this to me? EN: I've tried talking to you, and all you do is pester me EN: You never chat me back though EN: EN: Goodbye. Wait. EN: You speak? EN: About time EN: Why do you keep pestering me for no reason? EN: Who are you? Listen very carefully to what I am about to say, if you value your life or any lives of those you hold dear you will not play Sburb when it arrives and you will talk all your friends out of playing it as well. EN: Ok, first off EN: That text color is rather, annoying and I'd prefer our next chat you use a darker shade EN: Finally you are not in charge of me and my friends, and the odds that I am going to trust a complete and total internet stranger to talk me out of a game is highly unlikely

You've been receiving blank pesters for no reason from some stranger without a handle and you have no clue what they mean. At least this time the person spoke, though you doubt you'll answer any more conversations soon.

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==> Chat up your Home Girl

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true] extravagantNetwork [EN] began pestering [color=euphoniousAmity [EA] EA: oh? EA: why hello there leila!!!!!! EA: how're you doing on this splendid day? :) EN: I am doing just swell EN: Thank you for asking EA EN: Now onto more important matters EN: I need to keep this brief so EN: Would you like to join my team for playing Sburb EA: DD: EA: if only you have visited me a bit earlier!!! EA: nick already asked me and i promised him :P EA: and i never break a promise!! :D EN: Okay EN: Well if you will excuse me I need to go speak with Chris

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==> Chat Chris

You figure now would be the best time to chat your elected CO-Leader Christopher, though he insists you call him Chris. So you do.

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true] extravagantNetwork [EN]began pestering fortuitousAnnihilation [FA] EN: Hello Chris EN: Have you spoken with Nick yet? FA: yes ma'am~ EN: Excellent EN: He's playing right into out hands EN: With him feeling like he got the bad end of our friends the moral of his team is sure to be low EN: And then we can swoop in and claim ourselves as the victor team EN: You made sure to bring in kk correct? EN: If we get her on our side then it's practically a win for us EN: He and her are good pals so it is essential we reach her before he does FA: yea i made sure to mention her FA: though he said he was trying to and she didn't answer EN: Just great EN: Hopefully they haven't chatted yet I'll get to pestering her after we are done with out conversation. FA: did you talk to ea? EN: Yes, though Nick already got to her. EN: Though she is not a liable and asset to us so I doubt it's that big of a slip up in our plans EN: We'll recruit arcaneProphet instead of her EN: You make sure to get BC when you get the chance EN: Understand? FA: okay i'll get on that soon~

With that out of the way it's time to move on and get back to work, but suddenly your to busy being FA.

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