the borg [belial]

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NI: Y0 Rusty
NI: D0n't freak 0ut 0r anyth1ng
NI: But there 1s a sma11 swarm 0f skutt1eb0ts at y0ur d00r.
NI: They're just there t0 ass1m11ate y0ur c0mputer f0r parts.
NI: Just keep y0ur feet away fr0m them and y0u sh0u1d be f1ne.

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NO: Oh my god.
NO: I am going to fucking eviscerate you some day.
NO: You and your unnatural fucking robots.
NO: Why would you even do this? What is wrong with you?
NO: I
NO: Fuck.
NO: Fuisoudhfisuh oiasdh oijh
NO: ueiijjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

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[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: Ca1m d0wn, they're n0t g01ng t0 hurt y0u.
NI: At 1east as 10ng as y0u d0n't get any 0n y0u.
NI: That m1ght actua11y be 1nterest1ng, perhaps a ha1f-0rgan1c skutt1eb0t
NI: 0kay, 1f y0u get any 0n y0u d0n't freak 0ut.
NI: Just 1et 1t take 11ke a f1nger 0r s0meth1ng, they d0n't need much.

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NO: They don't need anything.
NO: Conversely, I need all of my parts.
NO: I am going to smash these fuckers.
NO: I'll leave one alive to return to you as a warning to the rest.
NO: Oh my god they're taking apart my mannequins.
NO: What the fuck. Those aren't even electronic.

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[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 1 w0u1d adv1se aga1nst smash1ng them as they're exp10s1ve.
NI: A1s0 they w0rk w1th s0meth1ng 0f a h1vem1nd, s0 1f y0u attack 0ne y0u may be ass1m11ated.
NI: And the mannequ1ns are pr0bab1y made 0ut 0f s0meth1ng fr0m the 11st 0f p0ss1b1e ex0ske1et0n mater1a1s.
NI: Are they p0rce1a1n 0r p1ast1c?

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NO: Steel frame covered in thick fabric.
NO: A few are plastic.
NO: What, am I just supposed to sit here and let them ruin my hive?
NO: Because that doesn't sound like very much fun to me.
NO: I sort of like everything as it is. You know, in one fucking piece?

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[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: They pr0bab1y want the stee1 frame, then.
NI: They can use 1t t0 create w1reframes f0r 0ther skutt1eb0ts
NI: Bes1des, 1t's n0t 11ke mannequ1ns are usefu1 0r anyth1ng
NI: Maybe they've p1cked up kn1tt1ng s0mewhere 0n the1r j0urney
NI: 1 knew g1v1ng them adapt1ve A1 was a g00d 1dea!
NI: 1 can just 1mag1ne 11tt1e skutt1eb0ts runn1ng ar0und 1n 11tt1e sweaters, 1t's just ad0rab1e!
NI: C0ns1der th1s a great serv1ce t0 y0ur future ru1er, y0u sh0u1d be h0n0red. (:

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NO: That was a fucking terrible idea on your part.
NO: Could you even be more mentally handicapped?
NO: What if they decide they don't like you? Or trolls in general?
NO: What're you going to do if they just go on a rampage and start killing people?
NO: Yeah, have fun lording over a bunch of robots when everyone else is dead.
NO: You're going to be an awful ruler. I hope you know that.

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[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 1 sa1d adapt1ve A1, y0u n1tw1t
NI: 1 d1dn't say they were se1f-aware 0r c0nta1ned any s0rt 0f sent1ence
NI: They 1earn as they g0, but 1 st111 h01d the master sw1tch
NI: A11 1 need t0 d0 1s type a s1ng1e c0mmand and they a11 g0 b00m.
NI: Adm1tted1y there w111 be a b1t 0f destruct10n 1f that happens and 11ves may be 10st
NI: But at 1east 1'11 save us a11 fr0m r0b0t1c 0ppress0rs.

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NO: You are
NO: Fucking awful.
NO: kisjhrisghj
NO: Motherfuckers keep trying to get my grubtop.
NO: How well can they get through stone? I may abscond to the torture chamber for a bit.
NO: Until they finish wrecking my shit and leave.

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[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: We11 that 1s the1r ma1n 0bject1ve, the mannequ1ns are a cur10us dev1at10n.
NI: 1 d0n't th1nk any 0f th0se part1cu1ar b0ts are equ1pped w1th excavat10n gear, s0 the st0ne m1ght save y0u.
NI: Un1ess there are any excavat0rs 1n the area t0 c0nnect t0 that gr0up, then y0u m1ght as we11 g1ve up.
NI: They're des1gned t0 be qu1te determ1ned and s1nce they d0n't need t0 rest they'11 pr0bab1y beat y0u eventua11y.

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NO: Can't you just turn them off?
NO: Or make them leave?
NO: And there goes the last mannequin.
NO: Great, now I have to get more.
NO: You know, I was in the middle of doing things with those.
NO: Now all the projects that were on them are ruined.

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[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 1 supp0se 1 c0u1d, but then they can't br1ng me back parts f0r my 0ther pr0jects
NI: That's the1r pr1mary 0bject1ve, after a11.
NI: Bes1des, they were 0n1y mannequ1ns, 1t's n0t 11ke y0u can d0 anyth1ng 1mp0rtant w1th mannequ1ns.
NI: Y0u're d01ng me a great serv1ce and 1'11 a1ways be thankfu1 f0r the parts. <3
NI: N0w g1ve them y0ur grubt0p s0 they can br1ng 1t back.

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NO: I can do plenty of things with mannequins, thanks very much.
NO: Things that are far better than anything you can do with your robots.
NO: And absolutely not.
NO: What if I procure electronics from someone else and deliver them to you at a later date?
NO: Would that be enough to save my grubtop?

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[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 1f y0u rea11y wanted 1 c0u1d pr0bab1y w1re th0se mannequ1ns s0 they m0ve ar0und
NI: Even g1ve them v01ce c0mmand m0du1es, they can c1ean y0ur h1ve and stuff
NI: 1t'd be s0 much m0re eff1c1ent than whatever y0u d0 w1th them
NI: As f0r the parts, remember that 1f y0u make a pr0m1se t0 y0ur he1ress then y0u're requ1red t0 keep 1t
NI: And 1 w111 charge 1nterest 0f 0ne grubt0p extra per week
NI: S0 y0u n0w 0we me tw0 grubt0ps, 0ne f0r y0ur 10an and 0ne f0r th1s week.