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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 14:13:02 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: They w0n't 11sten t0 that k1nd 0f 0rder un1ess 1t's f0r s0me 0bv10us purp0se.
NI: They d0 have dem011t10n pr0t0c01s, but 1f 1 were y0u 1'd n0t exper1ment w1th th0se.
NI: Anyway they're pr0grammed t0 stay there f0r 0ne week n0w and 11sten t0 y0u.
NI: Wh1ch means they w0n't 11sten t0 me even 1f 1 wanted them t0.
NI: And y0u'd need t0 be here at the master term1na1 t0 repr0gram them.
NI: S0 y0u're k1nd 0f stuck w1th them f0r the next week.
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Post by al on Aug 20, 2012 14:16:49 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 135a00; text-align: left;] NO: Does that mean I can command them to go back to you and stay there without you sending them back?
NO: Because I can think of no other purpose for them.
NO: Or perhaps I'll just make them stand on top of my hive with the gargoyles.
NO: And stay there.
NO: And leave me alone.
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 14:19:52 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: They're pr0grammed t0 stay there and he1p y0u s0 they w0u1dn't 1eave.
NI: 0r maybe they'11 tear y0ur h1ve apart m0re t0 make 0thers t0 f0110w that 0rder.
NI: 1t's 0ne 0f th0se 1nterpretat10n th1ngs 1 was ta1k1ng ab0ut.
NI: As f0r te111ng them stand st111 1t's n0t adv1sed.
NI: S1nce they use a rather eff1c1ent and c0ndensed energy s0urce 1f they stand st111 t00 10ng the bu11d up m1ght cause them t0 exp10de.
NI: 1 rea11y sh0u1d exper1ment w1th th0se fact0rs m0re t0 kn0w f0r sure.
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Post by al on Aug 20, 2012 14:23:17 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 135a00; text-align: left;] NO: You really should work these things out better before letting them even leave your hive.
NO: I'm going to do in some horrible way because of these awful things.
NO: I hope you know that.
NO: Besides, there's really not much to clean around here besides the mess they just made.
NO: My hive is very clean and organized.
NO: Hm.
NO: Perhaps I'll make them expand my hive.
NO: That should keep them busy and sufficiently away from me so I can work in peace.
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 14:27:02 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: We11 1 d0n't kn0w what t0 test unt11 they're 1n these s0rts 0f s1tuat10ns.
NI: S0 y0u're he1p1ng me 0ut here. Just th1nk 1f y0u d1e at 1east 1t w111 he1p better the1r des1gn.
NI: And 1 w0u1d n0t te11 them t0 expand 0n y0ur h1ve, because, we11
NI: They c0u1d e1ther start bu11d1ng add1t10na1 r00ms us1ng whatever mater1a1 they f1nd mean1ng y0ur h1ve w0u1d be h1de0us 0r they'11 th1nk y0u want 1t 11tera11y expanded.
NI: S0 they'11 break 1t d0wn and rec0nstruct 1t 0n a 1arger sca1e w1th whatever mater1a1s they can f1nd.
NI: E1ther way 1 d0n't th1nk 1t's s0meth1ng y0u want.
NI: They're 0n1y meant f0r s1mp1e purp0ses 11ke c1ean1ng and fetch1ng.
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Post by al on Aug 20, 2012 14:31:00 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 135a00; text-align: left;] NO: You are terrible at making useful robots.
NO: I don't want to resort to trashing my own hive just to make them clean it up so they stay away from me.
NO: Can I at least make them clean up other people's hives after I trash them?
NO: Is that a thing they can do without something stupid happening?
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 14:33:52 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: Maybe y0u're just terr1b1e at us1ng usefu1 r0b0ts.
NI: C0ns1der1ng everyth1ng y0u've sa1d s0 far has just been a terr1b1e and unpr0duct1ve 1dea.
NI: But yes, they w111 c1ean up 0ther pe0p1e's h1ves as 10ng as y0u're n0t t00 far.
NI: They're pr0grammed by defau1t t0 f0110w ar0und wh0ever they're 0bey1ng, s0 they'11 f0110w y0u t0 the h1ve and wh11e wa1t1ng f0r 0rders.
NI: And bef0re y0u suggest 1t n0 they w111 n0t stay there. 0nce they f1n1sh the1r 0rders they'11 return.
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Post by al on Aug 20, 2012 14:35:49 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 135a00; text-align: left;] NO: So then there's just absolutely no way for me to get away from them.
NO: I have to deal with them constantly being there.
NO: I'm not going to be able to sleep.
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 14:39:07 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: There y0u g0, they're a1ready g01ng t0 b00st y0ur pr0duct1v1ty!
NI: Y0u'11 have p1enty m0re t1me t0 w0rk 0n whatever 1ame pr0jects y0u have w1th mannequ1ns when y0u d0n't s1eep
NI: And they'11 c1ean up after y0ur mess s0 y0u d0n't need t0 waste t1me d01ng that e1ther.
NI: 1t's a11 ab0ut be1ng creat1ve w1th them and f1gur1ng 0ut h0w t0 use them f0r the best pr0duct1v1ty.
NI: 1 th1nk y0u'11 get the hang 0f 1t, and 1n a week's t1me y0u'11 be thank1ng me.
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Post by al on Aug 20, 2012 14:44:18 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 135a00; text-align: left;] NO: If I'm even alive at the end of the week.
NO: I'm still fairly certain they'll just be in the way.
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 14:46:43 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: N0w y0u're just be1ng ted10us and redundant.
NI: Y0u've a1ready c0mp1a1ned ab0ut dy1ng.
NI: 1f 1t reassures y0u any they're pr0grammed t0 0n1y k111 greenb100ds.
NI: S0 there's 0n1y 11ke a f1ve percent chance they'11 have anyth1ng t0 d0 w1th y0ur death.
NI: S0 st0p be1ng s0 ch11d1sh and accept my g1ft.
NI: 1'm just try1ng t0 he1p y0u, Rusty.
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Post by al on Aug 20, 2012 14:50:56 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 135a00; text-align: left;] NO: I would prefer it if they didn't kill anyone.
NO: Can you at least fix that?
NO: I don't want to go somewhere and then suddenly have a massacre on my hands.
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 14:59:50 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: N0pe, that's 1n the1r c0re pr0gramm1ng.
NI: 1 can't t0uch that w1th0ut them b10w1ng up 1n resp0nse
NI: N0t unt11 the week 1s 0ut and they're back under my c0ntr01
NI: S0 1f y0u're rea11y aga1nst 1t 1 guess just watch 0ut f0r y0ur ne1ghb0rs.
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Post by al on Aug 20, 2012 15:01:22 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 135a00; text-align: left;] NO: So then I'm just stuck inside with these murderbots for a week.
NO: Fucking wonderful.
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 15:06:22 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 1 guess 1f y0u d0n't want t0.
NI: 1 mean 1 have n0 pr0b1em w1th y0u 1ett1ng them k111 y0ur greenb100ded ne1ghb0rs.
NI: But 1f y0u 1ns1st 1 guess 1'11 a1s0 bump what y0u 0we me up by an0ther week's 1nterest.
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