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Post by al on Aug 20, 2012 13:14:21 GMT -5
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NO: Absolutely not. I quite like my mannequins just as they were, non-threatening and not at all terrifying.
NO: And that is fine. There are plenty of other douchebags with grubtops they don't need.
NO: And I will quite enjoy taking them.
NO: I'm glad that we could come to an agreement.
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 13:18:04 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: They w0u1dn't be threaten1ng at a11!
NI: They'd be c0mp1ete1y subserv1ent t0 y0u and y0ur v01ce
NI: 1 c0u1d even pr0gram them 11ke attack d0gs s0 they ch0ke any0ne wh0 breaks 1n 0r has greenb100d.
NI: Y0u'd have y0ur 0wn ma1ds and guards f0r next t0 n0 c0st!
NI: W1th 0n1y 11ke a twenty percent chance 0f them m1s1nterpret1ng y0ur 0rders and turn1ng 1t 1nt0 s0meth1ng deranged and danger0us.
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Post by al on Aug 20, 2012 13:24:42 GMT -5
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NO: Twenty is a lot of percents and far too much to take a risk.
NO: And they'd just be
NO: Creepy.
NO: I'd just be walking around, turn a corner, and bam horrorterror robots just standing there with a bunch of corpses or some shit.
NO: The less I have to worry about electronics trying to kill me the better.
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 13:27:37 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: Fun fact 1t's ab0ut the same am0unt 0f percents as y0ur grubt0p
NI: Except the mannequ1ns w0u1d have the means t0 act up0n th0se m1s1nterpretat10ns
NI: 1t's s0rt 0f a g1ven 1n r0b0t1cs that y0u're never g01ng t0 get fu11 understand1ng w1th0ut perfect sent1ence
NI: And that's just danger0us.
NI: Th0ugh 1 am w0rk1ng 0n a fu11y aware A1 pr0gram.
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Post by al on Aug 20, 2012 13:29:54 GMT -5
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NO: My grubtop isn't capable of stabbing me while I sleep.
NO: Or trying to remove my body parts.
NO: It can sit there an conspire all it wants, which it can't even, but it will never be able to do anything.
NO: What do you even need all these robots for?
NO: Are you building some sort of terrible army or something?
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 13:32:28 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 1f y0u'd 11ke 1t t0 1 can get y0u an an1matr0n1c arm t0 p1ug 1nt0 1t.
NI: Bas1ca11y a11 the b0ts gather me parts f0r my b1gger pr0jects.
NI: They a1s0 gather parts t0 make m0re skutt1eb0ts t0 gather me m0re parts.
NI: And they're very frag11e and exp10s1ve, s0 1f they d1dn't se1f-rep11cate they pr0bab1y w0u1dn't get bey0nd the 0cean.
NI: Th0ugh an army w0u1dn't be a bad 1dea, actua11y.
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Post by al on Aug 20, 2012 13:34:27 GMT -5
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NO: There is something broken in your head, isn't there?
NO: More robots is the last thing you need.
NO: If anything, you need less. If they weren't filled with volatile explosives I'd gladly help reduce their numbers.
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 13:37:08 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: There's n0th1ng wr0ng w1th my head, abs01ute1y n0th1ng.
NI: Y0u d0n't understand h0w hard 1t 1s t0 get parts at the b0tt0m 0f the 0cean, that's a11
NI: 1f 1 dev0ted a11 my t1me and parts t0 mak1ng m0re skutt1eb0ts 1'd never get anyth1ng e1se d0ne.
NI: S0 1 des1gn them t0 se1f-rep11cate.
NI: And 1 put exp10s1ves 1n f0r exact1y that reas0n; th0se wh0 kn0w can't and th0se wh0 d0n't kn0w get b10wn up.
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Post by al on Aug 20, 2012 13:39:46 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 135a00; text-align: left;] NO: Maybe you should take that as a sign that you don't need more robots.
NO: They're simply not meant to exist underwater.
NO: Or anywhere else for that matter.
NO: Wait what else do you even need time for?
NO: I didn't know you did anything besides build abominations.
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 13:42:44 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: We11 there 1s a matter 0f keep1ng my 1usus c0ntent s0 he d0esn't k111 us a11.
NI: Espec1a11y s1nce he's k1nd 0f temperamenta1 s0met1mes.
NI: And then there are my 0ther pr0jects 11ke the A1 that 1 ment10ned ear11er.
NI: And b10w1ng up a11 the greenb100ds and jadeb100ds.
NI: And 1et's n0t even get 1nt0 my danger0us pr0jects.
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Post by al on Aug 20, 2012 13:48:08 GMT -5
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NO: All of your projects are dangerous.
NO: Some day you're going to do something completely retarded and die horribly and I'm going to laugh.
NO: Because you will deserve it.
NO: Oh god you're not trying to turn yourself into a robot, are you?
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 13:51:21 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: Turn myse1f 1nt0 a r0b0t? N0, that w0u1d be c0mp1ete1y 1nsane.
NI: 1'd d1e bef0re 1 can f1n1sh the pr0cess and 1 d0n't trust any0ne e1se t0 d0 1t.
NI: N0w turn1ng y0u 1nt0 0ne has cr0ssed my m1nd dur1ng th1s c0nversat10n, s1nce y0u br0ught 1t up.
NI: 1 can 0n1y assume y0u'11 v01unteer f0r such a grand scheme when the t1me c0mes.
NI: And d0n't y0u w0rry; a11 my pr0jects are d0ne f0r the betterment 0f us a11, part1cu1ar1y t0 he1p make 11fe eas1er f0r y0u 10wb100ds. (:
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Post by al on Aug 20, 2012 13:55:19 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 135a00; text-align: left;] NO: I would never agree to anything as fucking stupid as that.
NO: Why anyone would want to be a robot is beyond me.
NO: I think I manage just fine without any murderbots in my life.
NO: Aside from yours, which have trashed my hive.
NO: Robots don't make anything better.
NO: Ever.
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Post by isixis on Aug 20, 2012 13:58:58 GMT -5
[style=width: auto; padding: 10 25; background: black; border: solid white; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 77003c; text-align: left;]NI: 0h 1 d1sagree ent1re1y, they make everyth1ng better.
NI: Y0u've just never had a chance t0 11ve w1th them pr0per1y.
NI: Here, 1'11 d0 y0u a fav0r, free 0f charge 0f c0urse.
NI: 1'11 pr0gram the batch they're creat1ng w1th y0ur mannequ1n parts t0 stay 1n y0ur h1ve and 11sten t0 y0u f0r a week.
NI: They'11 d0 everyth1ng y0u need them t0 d0, they even break d0wn garbage and d1sp0se 0f 1t.
NI: 0r turn 1t 1nt0 m0re skutt1eb0ts, depend1ng 0n what 1t 1s y0u g1ve them.
NI: There y0u g0, d0ne, y0u n0w have y0ur 0wn batch 0f skutt1eb0ts 1n the w0rk.
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Post by al on Aug 20, 2012 14:08:05 GMT -5
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #110011; border: 1px dashed #990000; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 135a00; text-align: left;] NO: What no
NO: No no no
NO: I am going to stay in my torture chamber the entire time.
NO: Or tell them to kill themselves.
NO: Far away from my hive, of course.
NO: Oh my god I do not want those things here.
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